For today’s US event, we logged on to ABOMINABLE – CP Rewritten dressed in our blue and red colours. This epic BRANCH battle between the Navy and the Air Force was not one to be missed. Both sides did very well and brought their best to the epic battle, but there could only be one winner for today’s capture the flag…
MEME COLUMN #13 – MARCH 2022
Welcome back to the thirteenth issue of the Meme Column! Each month we take a look back at all the funny RPF trends and memes! Keep reading below as we take a look a look back at all the humorous moments! Access Report
CLUB PENGUIN REWRITTEN APRIL 2022 PENGUIN STYLE SECRETS
Penguin Style: April 2022
With the Hollywood party coming soon, CPR has released a new catalog filled with new wigs and fancy clothes for everyone to glam up with! Some Easter-themed items were also released with this edition! Keep reading to see where this month’s secrets are hidden!
OPERATION: THREE LITTLE PIGS [EU]
For today’s EU, we logged on to ASCENT – CP Rewritten dressed as one of the Three Little Pigs. Wearing the pig costume from the stage catalogue, we busted out some hog-tastic pork-mations and sow-mart tactics. A reminder to all rebels: make sure to build your houses from bricks so the Big Bad Wolf can’t huff and puff your house away!
MAX: 27
AVG: 26
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OPERATION: FIRST RESPONDERS [AUSIA]
When in need, the Rebels are there! Today, we logged onto Zipline-CPRewritten wearing the Rescue Squad outfit. We waddled around helping other penguins and making sure the island is safe with our stellar tactics and sharp formations. Thank you all for attending!
MAX: 25
AVG: 22
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OPERATION: PUFFLE CLASH [EU]
You’ve seen it here first folks! Two basic puffles clashing once again to see who’s the better original puffle- owo what’s this on ABOMINABLE–CPRewritten penguins in PUFFLE COSTUMES just entered the field? New information just came in, these penguins “NAVY” wearing BLUE PUFFLE COSTUME and “AIR FORCE” wearing RED PUFFLE COSTUMES joined in on the rivalry! Will this rivalry ever end?? They seem to be skirmishing throughout the field with classic tactics and conflicting formations! But who won this quarrel??
THE WINNING BRANCH IS…
OPERATION: EASY BREEZY [US]
Hey Rebels! For today’s event, we logged onto Abominable – CPRewritten for an exciting event! We wore the water and fire fans and swiftly went around the island! While going around, we performed brisk tactics and fancy formations! Great work today, Rebels!
MAX: 25
AVG: 25
Make sure to comment your Discord Username and Rank below if you attended!
OPERATION: BAD HAIR DAY [AUSIA]
Hey there rebels! Today we logged on to Zipline wearing our favourite wig! We completed some amazing tactics in some beautifully executed forms! Thank you for your participation!
MAX: 26
AVERAGE: 24
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Promotions – 04/04/22
These are the official ranks of the RPF. If you think you should be here but do not see your name, DM a Third in Command, Second in Command, or a Rebel Commander.
To find your name more easily, CTRL+F and then type your name. Access Report
TUXEDO TIMES – ISSUE #102
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Keep reading for a short summary of what we did throughout the week as we enter the month of April!