hello… REBELS!!! Today for the seventh time this war, we logged onto Alaska – CPAB to defend our land against the Secret Service! We got into our FASHIONABLE pink uniforms, though it would‘ve been quite easy to mistake us for a flock of penguin janitors, with how hard we MOPPED the floor with the Secret Service, as they struggled to keep up with our TACTICAL formations and STRATEGIC tactics. Thank you to everyone that showed up to this battle!!
and now for the, winner of the defense of Alaska..