On September 5th, 2020, The Rebel Penguin Federation held a branch battle – but with a twist. The battle would be a three-army battle, a concept seldom-tested in the army scene. The Rebel Penguin Federation’s Air Force and Navy would go against another army. After a week of hype and a change of plans, the RPF Air Force and the RPF Navy were slated to take on the Elites. The battle took place on Parka – CPArmies. Judged by CP Army Hub judges Spotty, FatChicken88, and Caramel, this battle was a close one for all three sides.
Room 1 – Docks
The Elites entered the Docks with an “RPFSTINKS”x4 bomb, while the Air Force entered with their signature “YOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYO” bomb, and the Navy entered with a “SEAS AND GREETINGS!” bomb. The Navy formed up into an upside down V, taking advantage of the dock, while the Air Force formed into a plus, and the Elites took an upside-down T form. The Elites came out hot with puns toward rebel cash and reacting for rebel cash. The Air Force took the opportunity to pile on the jabs at the Navy, mentioning that “NAVY DOESN’T REACT IN TIME FOR RC.” The Elites got out of their form relatively quickly, deciding to perform an EY waterfall, which they eventually switched to an ES waterfall. The Elites formed back up into a diagonal line form. (\) Due to the Elites having such a short notice for the battle (We were originally going to battle the Water Vikings) the battle shaped up to be a branch battle with a little bit of spice. The Navy bombed out of their form with an “AIR FORCING YOUR WAY TO A LOSS” bomb. The Air Force took advantage of the opportunity and got out of their form as well with an EP waterfall. The Navy formed up into an upside-down T, while the Air Force took an upside-down V form. The Air Force took jabs at Elites creator 77Ninja77, while the Elites took jabs at current Rebel Commander Crazzy. The Elites told the Navy to “RESPECTAF,” after the Navy called the Air Force “AIR FARTS.” Even after the Elites told the Navy to “RESPECTAF,” the Air Force still struck with “YOUR TACTICS ARE ELITERALLY TERRIBLE.” As the room ended, the Navy had 48 penguins, while the Air Force had 34, and the Elites had a max of 18. This difference would pose to be insurmountable for both the Elites and the Air Force, as room 1 went to the Navy.
Room 2 – Stadium
The Navy entered the Stadium with an EA bomb, while the Air Force entered with a “WAP” (Water Army of Penguins) x12 bomb, and the Elites entered with an “ECPOWNS” x5 bomb. The Air Force quickly encircled the rink, taking the opportunity from the Navy. As a result, the Navy formed up into an X form, and the Elites formed into a diagonal line form again. (\) The Navy didn’t hold back in the Stadium, firing at the Air Force and the Elites with tactics like the Strike Force meme (EWEQEWSEQEWEW…), while the Air Force fired back with “STRIKE FORCE IS DEAD, GET OVER IT.” The Elites bombed relatively early in the Stadium aswell, leaving their diagonal form with a “DRFLEN > DRCRAZZY” bomb. Even though the Elites were smaller compared to the Air Force and Navy, they were ready to still make an impact. The Air Force didn’t hold back either, using the title of the recent trash-talking editorial from CP Army Hub against the Navy. The Navy bombed out of their X form with a “BIG WORD BUBBLE” x3 bomb, and the Air Force took this opportunity to J bomb out of their circle as well. The Air Force formed up into a Z form, a classic form for the Stadium, while the Navy bombed into a crisp V. All three sides swapped jabs as the room came to a close. At the end of the room, the Air Force had 35 penguins, while the Navy had 48, and the Elites had a max of 18. Once again, the size difference would prove to be insurmountable, as room 2 went to the Navy.
Room 3 – Iceberg
All three armies entered the Iceberg with a strong showing. The Elites entered with an “ECP” x10 bomb, while the Air Force entered with an E9 bomb, and the Navy entered with an EP bomb. The Navy encircled the Iceberg, taking advantage of the room and their size. The Air Force went to an X form, while the Elites switched their bomb to a “LUCI > SPOTTY” bomb. The Elites eventually formed up into a plus form. The Elites used a lot of large tactics. Once again, the Elites bombed out of their plus form first with a “SHIPWRECKS PLANECRASH” x2 bomb, eventually forming up into a chatbar form. The Air Force took some jabs at the Elites, with tactics like “ELITES TAKE A BACKSEAT” and “RPF BREAKS RECORDS // ELITES REPEAT TACS LIKE A BROKEN RECORD.” The Air Force got out of their X form first with an EH bomb, and the Navy seized the opportunity to get out of their circle form with a “BLUE WAVE” rake. The Air Force formed up into an L form, an unorthodox choice for the Iceberg, while the Navy took the Elites’ plus form. The Elites took some jabs at the Navy, using the Air Force’s L form, quipping that “NAVY OWNS NOTHING BUT THE L.” At the end of the room, the Navy had 48 penguins, while the Air Force had 32, and the Elites had around 13 on at the end. The size difference was too much for both the Elites and the Air Force, and Room 3 went to the Navy.
RESULTS
Congratulations to the Navy for winning this week’s practice battle! Congratulations to the Air Force and the Elites for keeping this battle close! A major thank you goes out to the Elites for coming on such short notice, and thank you to the judges for sharing their time!
Jacquardio, Major General
