tuxedo times (srs)

Well hi,  I’ll be completely honest and say that I have no clue how to write something like this so we’re gonna make a mutual agreement that if this turns out awful, we’re all gonna forget that it is, ok? Also hi, if you’re not aware yet, I’m retiring, this…

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The Life and Lies of Cannelloni26

In the early hours of the morning of April 1st, 2021, it was announced that RPF Hero Cannelloni26 had rejoined the RPF at the rank of Third in Command. However things took a nasty turn when Cannelloni began behaving like an immature dictator, abusing other members of staff, releasing classified information…

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Operation: Ascension

Operation: Ascension Hey, Rebel Commander Cosmo here… I think some of you might already know what this post is about, and if you don’t, then let’s just keep on reading further until you can realise what it really is about. Also, this post is dedicated to Biznitches Lashane (You know…

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The End of the Journey

The End I stumbled upon RPF almost 2 years ago, not knowing what was in store for me. I didn’t  necessarily understand the concept of “Club Penguin armies” at first, so a lot of this was confusing. But as I stayed in RPF and chatted with more veterans, staff, and…

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:UH:

Hi penguin friends, I guess this is it huh [insert Kazoo Kid fun fun fun gif]. I’m sure that this retirement may seem rushed and sudden to some of you, but it’s something I’ve been thinking about doing for a while now. I only told like three people about it,…

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