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Week of April 26th, 2026
Another week, another Tuxedo Times release! Check out this week’s post to see what shenanigans Rebels have been up to lately, as well as all other updates to keep you in the loop!

Another week, another Tuxedo Times release! Check out this week’s post to see what shenanigans Rebels have been up to lately, as well as all other updates to keep you in the loop!
Happy 19th anniversary RPF! Tonight the rebels celebrated our anniversary by dancing the night away at our star studded gala. We logged onto CPAB-TUXEDO and showed off our elegant outfits. We dazzled Tuxedo with our flashy tactics and our glamorous forms. It was defiantly a moment we will always remember, and night we will never forget. Here’s to 19 years, and forever more to go!
Thank you to all of our members who joined us tonight!
Please comment your discord name and rank below if you attended.


Happy 19th Anniversary, Rebels! And what a celebration it’s been so far. To kick off the major birthday bash, we gathered to bake some cakes (as fast as we can), followed a chaotic HCOM vs Troops battle the next day. Then, Charlotte herself lead the Rebel Bot appreciation event! Finally, RPF went back to its 2007 roots with a fashion throwback.
Not only are we celebrating RPF’s birthday today, but we’re also crowning our latest Troop of the Week! Continue reading to find out who it is!
Zomg, 2007 was da bomb! The Rebels dusted off their Silly Bandz, laced up our sick Converse, and got crunk on le CPJ – Zipline with our best throwback fits to relive 2007. Real talk: no year could top the year that gave us the Rebel Penguin Federation. Epic fail? As if! Our outfits and references were straight dope, fo shizzle! Rawr XD
Remember to holla at us comment with your Discord name and rank below if you attended!


Access Report
From the Book of Rebelations: On the first day Rebel Bot said “Let there be Rebels” and there were Rebels. Today the Rebels gathered at CPJ – Blizzard for a spectacular sermon dedicated to our very own Rebel Bot. Faithful Forms made way for tranquil tactics, and the worship of Rebel Bot went wonderfully.
Be sure to comment with your discord name and rank if you attended!


Get ready to waddle into war! Today we logged onto CPAB – Chinook as HCOM and Troops went flipper to flipper against another in a battle that’s anything but ice-olated. This wasn’t your average showdown, it was a full blown pun-derstorm of wit. One thing’s for sure, this battle was un–brrr–lievably entertaining.
And the winner of the battle is…
Attention Rebels detectives, we followed a trail of clues across the ice and onto CPJ-Sleet for a puzzling case. One of our HCOM has been mysteriously “puffled” and the culprit is waddling amongst us! Putting our thinking hats on we made sure our formations were a tightly coordinated and every tactic was catalogued correctly to solve this case. Thank you too everyone who attended you really helped crack this case.
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