Hewwo Pookies!
Twoday we wogged onto Mashmewwo to get adwopted and find our mwommy bwut then we weawised dat we no need no mwommy we got eatofer so we wogged onto Ahsent becwoz we hurd aboot a twooba army but it waz dust won twooba so we adwopted hwim.
Pwease cwomment bewo if wu attendid!