Hi rebels! We are back with another edition of Pet Column, where Ella, Lemur, Art, Cy, Stevos, Tulip, and Miggy show off the wonderful pets of RPF! Keep posting pics of your furry animals in our #pets channel for the chance to be interviewed for our next column as well. Let’s meet today’s featured pets!
Meet Lieutenant General Cy’s cat!
Name: Finn
Age: 2.5 years old
Breed: no clue but he’s super fluffy
Favorite Food: he will eat ANYTHING
First, Art interviewed Cy to speak about her cat, Finn! Let’s see what she had to say:
Art: Does he have a favorite toy?
Cy: “surprisingly hes not very playful, he has lots of toys but doesnt really bother with them. hes quite lazy, i find him sleeping 3/4 of the time”
Art: What’s your favorite memory with Finn?
Cy: “when we went to the adoption place, they told us to sit on the floor and play with him so he would get used to us, and they let him out of his little cage and came right over and sat on my lap, and then i OBVIOUSLY had to adopt him”
Art: If Finn could have a magical ability what do you think it would be?
Cy: “oh god uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh, he’d probably be like cupid, hes obsessed with people and cuddles so he’d wanna like make people love him back aha”
Art: If you could travel to any fictional/magical place with Finn where would it be?
Cy: “i would love for me and finn to be in the same place as Kiki’s Delivery Service, her and her cat, is me and MY cat, me and finn fr”
Meet General Buhnny’s cat!
Name: Mr. Kitty, but she calls him Kitty
Age: 13 years old
Breed: Orange tabby
Favorite Food: Unknown, but she says that he loves to eat
Next, Miggy interviewed Buhnny to talk about her cat, Mr. Kitty! Lets see what she had to say:
Miggy: How did he come into the name of Mr. Kitty?
Buhnny: “lmao okay so, I’m a big fan of South Park and I was watching it at the time of adopting him. Cartman has a cat named Mr. Kitty, and for giggles, I started to call mine that too. It just stuck after that! 😅
Miggy: What are some of Mr. Kitty’s favorite things?
Buhnny: “He geninuely is the epitome of Garfield. Sleeps all day, loves to eat, and most of all, loves to snuggle. I have never met a more cuddly animal! He also likes to watch the birds outside the window, so sometimes I’ll play Youtube videos of birds on my TV and he gets so excited”
Miggy: If Mr. Kitty could have any magical power, what would it be?
Buhnny: “I love this question! his magical power would definitely be to destroy all vaccums. they’re his nemesis.”
Meet Third in Command Steax’s cats!
Names: Nori, Marcy
Ages: 11, almost 8 months old
Breeds: Piebald, Tabby
Favorite Food: Both will eat anything but Nori likes to eat salmon and Marcy likes to eat trash
Finally, Art interviewed Steax to talk about their cats, Nori and Marcy! Let’s see what they had to say:
Art: How did you come up with their names?
Steax: “my mom named nori and i think we named him that because the cat we had when i was a kid was named tobiko and my mom wanted to stick with the sushi theme. when we got him his name was georgie i think but we wanted to change it. marcy’s full name is majin marceline (and she has like 5 last names but theyre our last names so im not saying them) and me and my roommates named her after our freshman year dorm building where we met :3, we like to call her names like martin and martle”
Art: How did you adopt them?
Steax: “we got nori from a cat cafe in 2020 and marcy we got her from a garage in our town where someone found a bunch of kittens”
Art: What are their favorite toys to play with?
Steax: “nori likes this wand toy with a bird on it he goes crazy and kicks it, and marcy loves her balls she likes to play fetch”
Art: If you could travel anywhere in the world with them where would you go?
Steax: “i would go nowhere with nori he would hate it, marcy we would like to take to mount marcy in upstate new york”
That’s it for this edition! Stay tuned for the upcoming one to see which pets are being featured next. Keep posting photos of your pets in our #pets channel for the opportunity to get featured, we hope you all enjoyed this pet column, stay tuned for the next one!
MiggyWaddles – Brigadier General
