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Hellooo, rebels 🙂 Today, for the 6th time, we defended Mittens from the Secret Service! Considering how hard they are trying to invade Mittens, they must be pretty cold… Unfortunately for them, they didn’t have much luck getting their hands any warmer today, given that we were the only ones…

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Get in, losers. We’re invading Rome… Today, we got all pretty in pink to commemorate Mean Girls (“On October 3rd, he asked me what day it was…”), honouring the movie with our flawless tactics and forms. Though we wouldn’t typically consider ourselves mean, others could disagree when they see that…

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Hey there rebels! Even though the olympics are far behind us, today we marched into Olympia – CPAB, but instead of fighting SS this time around (mostly bc they weren’t even here) we took the most logical next step and battled ourselves. Yes, you heard it right, a branch battle…

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That’s right, Halloween is out, Christmas is in! Put the pumpkins aside because the Grinchy rebels are here to steal Christmas from the Secret Service. They rang the bells of victory, even if it claused a scene on CPAB. Their formations and tactics were wonderf–yule, snowbody could compare. Needeless to say,…

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Hello? Hello hello? Uh, welcome to RPF, a magical place for children and grown-ups alike, where today we logged onto Husky – CPAB.  Uh, the troops can get a bit quirky at events, but do I blame them? No. If I had to wear FNAF costumes and run around the stadium…

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Hey thereee, rebels!! For today’s EU battle, we invaded the Secret Service’s Permafrost! We were hoping to find some company to warm us up in this chilly weather, but unfortunately could not find that with SS as they did not end up showing… Instead, however, we absolutely killed it with…

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The rebels are back in action once again for an invasion on the Secret Service. Today, they logged onto CPAB Fjord and had the beach all to themselves, taking their land with ease. They are unstoppable! Soon enough, the Secret Service will have no land left to defend.

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Brrreaking news, the rebels declared a bone–chilling invasion on Glaciar! For their 37th win against the Secret Service, they were snow excited to claim more land from the opposing army. The Secret Service may have flaked, but the rebels continue to sleigh the competition!

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