══ ⋆★⋆ TUXEDO TIMES ⋆★⋆ ══

In this issue, we look back on last week’s continued medieval shenanigans, and celebrate this week’s ongoing 2025 Summer Olympics!!

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—◊ Weekly Maxes and Averages ◊—

—◊ Maxes ◊—

AUSIA: 36 (9⇑)
EU: 60 (7⇑)
US: 41 (7⇓)

—◊ Averages ◊—

AUSIA: 36 (11⇑)
EU: 45 (2⇑)
US: 41 (7⇓)
Total: 41 (2⇑)

—◊ Weekly News ◊—

The Legend of the Olympics

On June 8th, Rebels were transported to the mystical land of Hyrule for the 2025 Summer Olympics! That’s right, this time our theme is based on the hit game franchise, The Legend of Zelda! Ongoing until the Closing Ceremony on June 15th, teams Farore, Nayru, and Din are competing for gold, silver, and bronze medals on Club Penguin Journey, fighting heroically to become the ultimate legend of mini-games!

To be crowned a Rebel Olympian, you must attend 5 tournaments out of the 15 held, and either the Opening or Closing Ceremony. Furthermore, at the end of every Olympics one member from each team is honored with the Team MVP trophy. You don’t have to be the best at mini-games; simply be a supportive and active teammate, and attend as many events as you can!

It’s All About Iaruu!

Joining us in April, Iaruu found comfort in our community, embracing the Rebel spirit effortlessly. Not only have they been a top participant in server parties, but Iaruu was also a top contender in the Motto Making Contest, showing off their creativity and Rebel pride! As our latest Captain, Iaruu has impressed us all, and deserves to be recognized as our 341st Troop of the Week!

—◊ By the Numbers ◊—

How many rebels got promoted last week?

With a total of 50 new promotions, there were…

1 Major General
1 Brigadier General
1 Captain
3 Specialists
2 Sergeants
7 Corporals
35 Privates

How many penguins did our HCOM seek at our Hide & Seek event?

For Operation: Mystical Hiding, we had a Hide & Seek event to take advantage of the specially-decorated rooms during CPJ’s Medieval Party! In the end, our 6 HCOM seekers successfully found 40 penguins hiding around the island!

How many rooms were used to hide in?

A total of 26 rooms were used to hide in! The most popular were the Lookout, Puffle Park, and Recycling Plant, with 3 penguins hiding in each of those rooms.

How many people guessed the Murder Mystery riddles correctly?

For last Thursday’s Operation: Leg Day, Or So We Thought, we held a murder mystery event where Rebels had to solve 4 riddles! Out of 33 sign-ups, 18 submitted answers, and out of those 18 people, 14 of them successfully guessed the Victim, 8 guessed the Murderer, 11 guessed the Location, and 3 guessed the Weapon! The riddles may have been a bit tricky, but you all did some amazing sleuthing, Rebels!

—◊ Tuxedo Comics ◊—

Whether you were anxious that the tower might not release, anxious that the tower would release, or anxious finding out that it would now be a permanent fixture on the island… it seems everyone had something to say about CPJ’s delayed Infinite Tower for the Medieval Party.

Well don’t worry, because Lehky is here to summarize all of our feelings into one image!!

Infinite Tower? More like Infinite Crash Out.

—◊ Challenge of the Week ◊—

For this challenge of the week, Mads created a themed fill–in–the–blanks challenge just for our Summer Olympics week!! Answer all 9 questions below, and then use the circled letters to discover the hidden phrase!

DM LittySkitty on Discord your completed puzzle and the secret phrase for a prize of 375 Rebel Cash and to progress towards the Sun-Kissed Scholar role!

—◊ Division Recap ◊—

—◊ Sunday ◊—

»AUSIA«

Max: 36
Avg: 36

Ahoy, ye land-lubbers! To seas the day, rebellious pirates set sail to CPJ – Blizzard in search of buried treasure for their Operation: Check-Matey conquest. Decked out in their Migrator costumes, it was shorely a plunder-ful voyage. Whilst anchored on land, they chanted and sang tactics, aligned in ship shape formations. Their golden adventure is found below, as well as sightings of their hearty haul discoveries!