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Week of December 7th, 2025

The Tuxedo Times has much to cover this week! With the announcement of a blizzard freezing over our server and the advancement in our Christmas Chaos XV journey, Rebels are very busy this holiday season!

You can check the latest edition of Tuxedo Times with the .tuxedotimes command!

—◊ Weekly Maxes and Averages ◊—

—◊ Maxes ◊—

AUSIA: 33 (-)
EU: 62 (3⇓)
US: 69 (4⇑)

—◊ Averages ◊—

AUSIA: 32 (1⇓)
EU: 49 (1⇑)
US: 68 (3⇑)
Total: 50 (1⇑)

—◊ Weekly News ◊—

Onward We Match to Semis!

After a swift sweep against the Romans in the Christmas Chaos XV Quarter Finals, RPF has excitedly advanced to the Semi Finals! This Sunday, December 21st, we will be facing the Army of Club Penguin for a battle that will bring us one step closer to being crowned this year’s victors. Check out the #ccxv-info channel in our Discord for battle times, and keep reacting if you can attend!

By attending tournaments and training events, you will accumulate points for #ccxv-giveaways and have the chance to win Discord Nitro, Discord profile decorations, Roblox gift cards, Rebel Cash, and more exciting prizes! See you on Sunday, Rebels!

Rebel Blizzard Bash

As the Rebels sleepily crawled out of theirs bed and peeked outside the frosted windows, they were pleasantly surprised to find everything covered in snow! The Great Blizzard has snowed us in from December 15th to the 21st – no school, no work, just a cup of hot chocolate, cozy vibes, and fun activities to do! To leave the week as a Snowstorm Survivor, be sure to read all the party tasks available.

With Christmas just a few days away, take a moment to reminisce on your favorite traditions or stories using this memory form. Then, grab a stack of envelopes to send Christmas cards to your fellow Rebels! Our Contest Team is also in the holiday spirit and released a Christmas Fashion contest for you to put together your best festive fashion – keep in mind submissions are due by December 22nd. Enjoy the blizzard before the snow melts!

Gwen Glows in Pink!

Last week, we celebrated the amazing Gwen for taking over the spotlight and earning the title of Troop of the Week #368! Gwen has been with us since October 13th, and in just three months, she reached the high rank of Colonel, joined Penguin Regiment as a successful recruiter, and has proven to be a reliable troop to see at events and in chat. We’re excited to see all the things Gwen accomplishes here – TOTW is just the beginning!

Rockin’ Around the Christmas Igloo

Deck the halls with boughs of CPLegacy furniture, fa la la la la, la la la la! Christmas is only a few days away, and to get into the holiday spirit, use this secret items guide to find all the festive furniture and decked-out decorations hidden inside the catalogs!

—◊ By the Numbers ◊—

How many Rebels got promoted last week?

With a total of 48 new promotions, there were…

2 Officer Cadets
2 Colonels
1 Major
3 Captains
2 Lieutenants
4 Specialists
1 Sergeant
11 Corporals
22 Privates

What are some stats from the Card-Jitsu battle?

Hi-ya! During our Card-Jitsu tournament, 28 ninjas fought for victory through 22 elemental rounds. In just 10 minutes of tactics, 85 event pictures were taken, a combined 22 emotes and word tactics were sent, and “Card-Jitsu” was sent in main chat 46 times in just 1 day!

How did staff and troops do during the battle?

Let’s took a closer look at the numbers during the Gingerbread (staff) and Santa (troops) tournament:

The Gingerbread team had 6 big word bubbles, 52 word tactics, and 62 emote tactics!
The Santa team had 11 big word bubbles, 59 word tactics, and 130 emote tactics!

Scroll down to the Division Recap to see which team won!

—◊ Tuxedo Comics ◊—

Club Penguin has returned with its annual Coins for Change donation event! In this comic, Miggy drew a few Rebels who dug deep into their pockets to help meet this years donation goal!

One day we’ll get there… but not today!

This week, Iaruu is hyping up the Christmas Chaos XV Semi Finals in this team-spirited comic! The trophy will be ours once again!

ATTEND SUNDAY’S BATTLE!

—◊ Challenge of the Week ◊—

Buhnny is celebrating the epic Great Blizzard snow day by building a snowman! Bundle up in your warmest clothes and help Connect the Dots for this frosty puzzle! To receive credit, you must also color it in!

DM Buhnan on Discord the solved Connect the Dots puzzle for a prize of 250 Rebel Cash and to progress towards the Bundled Up Brainiac role!

—◊ Division Recap ◊—

—◊ Sunday ◊—

»AUSIA«

Max: 33
Avg: 32

Well, you’re coming? Operation: Going Off the Rails on a Crazy Train saw Rebels arriving at their stop on CPJ – Sleet for an off-the-rails event! We waddled around performing b-rail-liant tactics and drove our trains into neat formations. Overall, everyone had a blast because that’s the way it happens on the Rebel Express! If your train to this event arrived too late, be sure to read more in the post below!