══ ⋆★⋆ TUXEDO TIMES ⋆★⋆ ══

Week of January 4th, 2026

A new year means new beginnings, especially for the newest addition to HCOM! Christmas may be long gone, but there’s still more to explore from the holiday parties. Continue reading for festive Behind the Numbers, penguin updates, and a cryptic puzzle!

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—◊ Weekly Maxes and Averages ◊—

—◊ Maxes ◊—

AUSIA: (-)
EU: 70 (28⇓)
US: 42 (7⇓)

—◊ Averages ◊—

AUSIA: (-)
EU: 53 (6⇓)
US: 42 (7⇓)
Total: 48 (4⇑)

—◊ Weekly News ◊—

Miggy Waddles to High Command

After four phenomenal months as a General, we’re thrilled to announce that Miggy has been promoted to Third in Command! Since first enlisting in December 2024, her commitment and drive to grow has been absolutely amazing to witness. She embodies the true Rebel spirit, leading by example and inspiring the community through her dedication. Congratulations on this remarkable achievement, Miggy!

Lilbrownie Locks In!

Last week, we celebrated an outstanding Officer Cadet for becoming Troop of the Week #372! Congratulations to the fabulous Lilbrownie for leaving her pink print in RPF! Joining us in October 2025, she quickly climbed the ranks through her passion, positivity, and consistency. Lilbrownie continues to make RPF a brighter place, and we’re incredibly lucky to watch her grow as a Rebel. Keep up the great work!

January Fashion on Journey

The January air sends a deep chill through CPJourney, and penguins everywhere are digging deep into their wardrobes for extra cozy winter gear. Luckily, the latest Penguin Style catalog is packed with stylish pieces to keep you warm all season long! Be sure to check out the hidden items guide to uncover even more winter accessories to complete your frozen-fashion looks!

—◊ By the Numbers ◊—

How many Rebels got promoted last week?

With a total of 52 new promotions, there were…

1 Third in Command
1 General
2 Lieutenant Generals
1 Major General
1 Brigadier General
2 Officer Cadets
2 Colonels
5 Majors
4 Captains
8 Lieutenants
8 Specialists
3 Sergeants
1 Corporal
13 Privates

Were Rebels successful in discovering the murderer?

OH NO! There’s been a murder! One fateful night, Rebels took part in an eerie Murder Mystery game, and it was up to them to uncover which HCOM member was the culprit. But how close did the detectives get?

Out of the 40 investigators who participated, only 2 correctly guessed all 4 categories. In total, there were 170 guesses, with 60 correct and 110 incorrect responses. Scroll down to the Division Recap below to find out who won!

How active was our Mascot Tracker and Stamp Help channels during the Christmas parties?

Christmas isn’t officially over until the Holiday Parties wrap up on CPJourney and CPLegacy! Now that the holly jolly festivities have ended and Santa is back at the North Pole, let’s take a look at some fun party facts!

• DJ Maxx made his first appearance on CPJourney during the Holiday Jam! He visited the island 17 times and was tracked through 114 rooms.
• Putting on an epic show for her fans all party long, Cadence visited 13 times and was tracked through 92 rooms.

• Over on CPLegacy, Rockhopper arrived with plenty of festive pirate’s ware for penguins to enjoy! He toured the island 8 times and was tracked through 62 rooms.
• DJ Maxx, however, was quite busy over the holidays and only visited 3 times and was tracked through 22 rooms.

• Our Stamp Help channel is especially active during Club Penguin parties as players work to complete quests. The Stamp Helper role was pinged 59 times, the word “Quest” was said 154 times, and a total of 2864 messages were sent!

—◊ Challenge of the Week ◊—

The weather outside is frightful, but the puzzles are so delightful! For this weeks challenge, Miggy has made a Winter–themed Cryptogram! Successfully decode the 6 words to complete this activity.

DM Miggywaddles on Discord the solved Cryptogram puzzle for a prize of 500 Rebel Cash and to progress towards the Bundled Up Brainiac role!

—◊ Division Recap ◊—

—◊ Tuesday ◊—

»EU«

Max: 70

After a well-earned two day break following our CCXV victory, we resumed our regular event schedule. For our first event back, we grabbed our parkas and logged onto CPJ – Sleet for Operation: Can’t Parka Car There Mate. In this cold yet cosy event, we made some snow angels in the snow and relaxed with some tactics and forms. To browse parkas online, click the link below.