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Week of January 11th, 2026
The Rebels are off on an adventure this week for the 2026 Winter Olympics! Continue reading for more on the highly anticipated tournament, weekly news, and an exciting addition to our comics team!
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—◊ Weekly Maxes and Averages ◊—
—◊ Maxes ◊—
AUSIA: 40 (15⇑)
EU: 58 (12⇓)
US: 40 (-)
—◊ Averages ◊—
AUSIA: 38 (13⇑)
EU: 53(-)
US: 40 (2⇓)
Total: 44 (4⇓)
—◊ Weekly News ◊—
It’s Time for a Winter Adventure!
♪ Adventure Time, come on grab your friends, we’ll go to very distant lands. With Jake the Dog and Finn the Human, the fun will never end, it’s Adventure Time! ♪
In the faraway Land of Ooo, teams Dulce, Glacies, and Cometa are gearing up for the ultimate adventure – the 2026 Winter Olympics! Inspired by the beloved series, Adventure Time, Princess Bubblegum, the Ice King, Jake the Dog and Finn the Human will go head-to-head across 15 mini-game tournaments on CPJourney to determine who will be crowned this winter’s Olympic Champions! Join us this Sunday, January 25th, for the Opening Ceremony.
Every Olympics, one Rebel from each team is awarded the Team MVP trophy for bringing incredible team spirit, high attendance, and being an all-around positive force for their teammates. You don’t have to be the best at the games, just the best at supporting your team! In addition, if you participate in just 5 game events and attend either the Opening or Closing Ceremony, you will be honored as a Rebel Olympian. Now, off to the races, Rebels!
Puddin’s Pink Week!
Our #373 Troop of the Week award goes to… Puddin! This outstanding Officer Cadet began her journey in August 2025 and earned a promotion to Staff in Training just four months later. Since then, Puddin has grown into her role exceptionally! She is passionate about helping others and creating a welcoming environment for newcomers, which are two notable qualities that made her the perfect choice for TOTW. Congratulations on this achievement, Puddin!
Skiing Down the Snowy Slopes
Penguins are sliding onto the icy slopes on CPJourney until January 26th for the 2026 Winter Party! Check out the party walkthrough guide on how to navigate the snowy maze, discover which stamps you can earn, and find all the free items around the island. Enjoy all the frozen fun ahead, and be sure to bundle up!
—◊ By the Numbers ◊—
How many Rebels got promoted last week?
With a total of 42 new promotions, there were…
1 Lieutenant General
2 Brigadier Generals
2 Colonels
2 Majors
5 Captains
3 Lieutenants
1 Specialist
1 Sergeant
1 Corporal
24 Privates
How did the Mods do against HCOM?
During the Mods vs. HCOM battle, HCOM got a little… carried away. Let’s take a closer look at the circus!
• Throughout the event, HCOM switched to 5 different rooms unannounced.
• HCOM sent out 9 false room pings in 9 different channels.
• There were 10 Mods leading troops, battling against 9 HCOM. Trying to keep up with the chaos, Mods sent 29 word tactics and just 9 emotes.
How was the Rebels stay at the hotel, motel, Holiday Inn?
If there’s one musician Rebels can all agree they all love, it’s Pitbull!
• In our #polls, the song “Fireball” was a fan favorite with 21 votes.
• “Pitbull” was said 264 times in main chat last week, while “Dale” was said 132 times.
• It wouldn’t be a proper celebrity event without the paparazzi! During the event, 219 photos were taken.
—◊ Tuxedo Comics ◊—
Step right up to the greatest show! The Mods vs. HCOM event was a full blown circus, and Miggy’s comic shows just how out of hand things got!
Who’s laughing now??
GONE FISHING! Making her comic debut, Ihasparkelz grabbed her trusty fishing rod for the Ice Fishing tournament, but a certain crab had other plans in mind…
Klutzy Shenanigans
—◊ Challenge of the Week ◊—
Adventure awaits, and so does this weeks puzzle! For this challenge, Miggy made an I-Spy puzzle inspired by our 2026 Winter Olympics! Find all the hidden characters listed below to complete this challenge!
1 Ice King
2 Best Friends
3 Bubblegum Princesses
4 Vampire Princesses
5 Flame Princesses
6 BMO’s
7 Peppermint Butlers
8 Lemon Mans
9 Unicorns
10 Gunters
DM Miggywaddles on Discord the solved I-Spy puzzle for a prize of 375 Rebel Cash and to progress towards the Bundled Up Brainiac role!
—◊ Division Recap ◊—
—◊ Sunday ◊—
»AUSIA«
Max: 40
Avg: 38
Operation: Safety First had Rebels making a splash as we logged onto CPJ – Blizzard in full safety gear! We dove into crisp formations and flowed through tactics smoother than icy waters. From synchronized swims to fin-tastic transitions, every move stayed afloat and on point. Ready to jump back in? Swim through the recap below!
Click here for the full report!
—◊ Tuesday ◊—
»EU«
Max: 46
Avg: 45
Step right up! For Operation: Not My Circus Not My Monkeys, we rolled onto CPAB – Tuxedo for an epic showdown as Rebels arrived dressed as clowns and faced off against the HCOM ringleaders under the big top. What should have been a normal event quickly turned into a full-blown circus with rooms changing faster than a clown car unloads. HCOM wasted no time clowning the troops and officers, whipping up confusion and chaos from start to finish. To see the chaos, check out the link below.
Click here for the full report!
—◊ Wednesday ◊—
»EU«
Max: 54
Avg: 53
BREAKING NEWS: JELLYFISH SHOCKS PENGUIN LINE, CRAB CUTS THE NEXT ONE, MORE AT SIX. If that wasn’t newsworthy enough, the Rebels brought their fishing gear to CPJ – Sleet and had a really good time in Operation: Line Without a Hook. Next Up: 10 SECRETS THE MULLET DOESN’T WANT YOU TO KNOW (linked below!)
Click here for the full report!
—◊ Thursday ◊—
»US«
Max: 42
Avg: 40
It was going down, we gathered timber, we made a move and made a dance. In Operation: Dale!, the Rebels showed off their finest Pitbull cosplays on CPAB – Tuxedo as we invited everyone to play and have the time of their lives. The tactics showed how much we felt the moment, and our forms shone as bright as fireballs. Check out the report below for the full party playback!
Click here for the full report!
—◊ Friday ◊—
»EU«
Max: 58
Time to hit the slopes, Rebels! In this event, we grabbed our skis and swapped our night vision goggles for snow ones, and slid down the slalom track. In Operation: No Ski About It, we logged onto CPJ – Sleet ready for our ski practice. There’s snow time like the present, so join us in our icy tactics and shivering forms, and maybe learn a few tricks along the way. To book a skiing lesson in, click the link below.
Click here for the full report!
—◊ Saturday ◊—
»EU«
Max: 56
SNAP! On Saturday, we showed off our creative side in Operation: Take a Picture, It’ll Last Longer! Logging onto CPJ – Sleet, we focused on our formations and tidied up our tactics, with every Rebel aiming to capture the best shots with their camera! If you missed out on this picture-perfect event (or would like to see some of the pictures), catch up with this report below!
Click here for the full report!
– Tuxedo Times Team: Moonlemur, Mads, Patty, Haleth, Citrus, Miggy, Angie, Megloveniall, Mollsr, Ihasparkelz, Buhnny, and LittySkitty
