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Week of January 18th, 2026

In this jam-packed issue, we feature two remarkable HCOM inductions, touch base on the 2025 Winter Olympics, share Rebel Broadcast’s latest news, and debut our newest Comic Creator!

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—◊ Weekly Maxes and Averages ◊—

—◊ Maxes ◊—

AUSIA: 32 (8⇓)
EU: 67 (9⇑)
US: 60 (18⇑)

—◊ Averages ◊—

AUSIA: 32 (6⇓)
EU: 57 (4⇑)
US: 58 (18⇑)
Total: 49 (5⇑)

—◊ Weekly News ◊—

Celebrating Citrus!

After six months of growing and succeeding in her role as a General, we are thrilled to announce that Citrus has been promoted to Third in Command! Citrus first joined RPF in July 2022, and after a hiatus, returned in June 2024. Since her comeback, she has been one of our most consistent and reliable members. Her undeniable passion and perseverance has been amazing, and we’re incredibly excited to see her take on this leadership role in High Command. Congratulations, Citrus!

Hooray for Haleth!

Also making a monumental step in her RPF journey, congratulations to Haleth for embracing her new role as Third in Command! Joining us in December 2024, Haleth didn’t skip a beat embodying the true spirit of a Rebel. Her dedication to our community has been nothing short of remarkable, consistently going above and beyond every single day. Stepping into her new role as High Command was the natural next transition for Haleth, and we’re excited to see all she can accomplish!

Keep Calm and Clutter On

Enlisting just under a month ago during Christmas Chaos, Clutter immediately began to participate in the tournament and in the end, earned the CCXV Champions role! Recently appointed to the rank of Sergeant, they have truly started to make an impact in RPF by joining in on as many activities as they can, as well as remain a familiar face in chat. For all their hard work, Clutter has been chose as our #374 Troop of the Week!

Rebel Broadcast Rewind

Our Rebel Broadcast Team is back with four fantastic articles all focused on troops, plus a Vet Spotlight interview featuring Eve! In this edition, our interviewers sat down with Eve who has been a member since March of 2022. In her interview, she talks about her rise to Lieutenant General, goals as an Officer, and how she’s spending retirement! Check out Eve’s interview to learn more.

As for our especially creative troops, explore some fashionable looks in the Behind the Signature Items column. Every Rebel has their own twist to the RPF uniform, and these three troops definitely deserve the spotlight! For even more artistic talent, check out the Art Column, featuring the theme “Gratitude” along with other creations in our #art channel!

Wrapping up their articles, the RBTeam met with three incredibly active troops for an in-depth A Day in the Life interview. What are Rebels up to outside of RPF activities? Find out in the article and get a closer look at how these troops spend an average day!

Penguins Bundle Up in Style

Searching for more January fashion and accessories? Look no further! CPLegacy has released their new Penguin Style catalog, packed with cozy, toasty looks to keep you warm this winter. Before you start shopping, be sure to use the hidden items guide to uncover all the secret items!

Over on CPJourney, penguins are sled racing at the Ski Hill and shredding the slopes with their snowboards with the latest gear in this winter’s Snow and Sports catalog! Don’t forget to check out the hidden items guide for more stylish and sporty looks!

—◊ By the Numbers ◊—

How many Rebels got promoted last week?

With a total of 50 new promotions, there were…

2 Third in Commands
2 Colonels
3 Majors
1 Captain
6 Lieutenants
1 Specialist
6 Corporals
29 Privates

What were some stats from our miscellaneous channels?

Whether it’s a super cute cat photo, a creative painting, or a yummy dinner, Rebels love to share photos from their day!
Last week, members sent a combined total of 188 messages across our pets, art, and food channels!

How was the Rebel’s work week?

Who would have thought that Rebels like work so much? Ready to earn some easy Rebel cash, the work commands were used 1872 times!
Naturally, Rebels get curious how much money they have, and the .balance command was used 247 times!

—◊ Tuxedo Comics ◊—

RebelMania was every bit as intense as it sounds, and for Kipbip’s comic debut, they highlighted an unexpected wrestler that came out swinging!

Do you think CPJ mascots watch our schedule?

Mascots online! Wait, how many are there…? Thanks to Sparkelz’s creative comic, we got a glimpse of the massive mascot meetup!

Have fun tracking this…

Teams Dulce, Cometa, and Glacies are ready for the Winter Olympics, and Miggy captured their excitement as they race towards a trophy!

Good luck! You’re gonna need it…

—◊ Challenge of the Week ◊—

You get a puzzle, you get a puzzle, everyone gets a puzzle! For this weeks challenge, Miggy has made a worksheet packed with four unique mini-puzzles themed around our Winter Olympic games!

DM Miggywaddles on Discord the solved puzzles for a prize of 500 Rebel Cash and to progress towards the Bundled Up Brainiac role!

—◊ Division Recap ◊—

—◊ Sunday ◊—

»AUSIA«

Max: 32

Not in the mood for Zumba? What about jazzercise! In Operation: #LiveLaughJazzercise, we logged onto CPJ – Sleet to hit the gym with our groovy moves. We threw on our jazzercise hoodies and made sure all our Facebook mum friends knew what we were up to (jazzercise, if you didn’t know). What moves, you ask? Well, we had to give them the classic forms special with some bombs dropped in. To join us next time, click the link below to join our next class!