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Week of January 25th, 2026
Grab your reading glasses and get cozy, because this edition has everything you need to know about the 2026 Winter Olympics! It was a whirlwind of week, and there’s no better way to relive it than featuring some fun BTNs and comics highlighting our adventures!
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—◊ Weekly Maxes and Averages ◊—
—◊ Maxes ◊—
AUSIA: 42 (10⇑)
EU: 92 (25⇑)
US: 65 (5⇑)
—◊ Averages ◊—
AUSIA: 36 (4⇑)
EU: 62 (5⇑)
US: 53 (5⇓)
Total: 50 (1⇑)
—◊ Weekly News ◊—
The End of an Epic Adventure
After an action-packed week of tournaments and spirited ceremonies, the Adventure Time 2026 Winter Olympics has come to a close! Teams Cometa, Glacies, and Dulce played fiercely throughout the competitions, but only one team could outplay the rest… Congratulations to Team Cometa for being crowned this winter’s Olympic Champions!
For these three Rebel’s exceptional efforts, sportsmanship, and high participation throughout the week, congratulations to HuhBuh from Team Cometa, G.absy from Team Glacies, and Clutter from Team Dulce for being awarded the Team MVP trophy! To see the official stats of the tournament, take a look at the Olympic Results post. For some fun facts and a recap of the games, scroll down to the Behind the Numbers!
Carissanne Carries the Crown
What an incredible week it’s been for Carissanne! From being awarded the Rebel Olympian role to being appointed Officer Cadet, she puts her all into our community. Now, we celebrate her being chosen as our 375th Troop of the Week! Carissanne joined us in November of 2025 and jumped right into CCXV, participated in our server parties, and joined our Penguin Regiment. With all her impressive efforts, it comes as no surprise that Carissanne has been named TOTW!
Innovate Your Igloo
Looking to spice up your igloo? Then look no further, because CPLegacy has returned with the January Better Igloos and Furniture catalogs! Be sure to check out the hidden items guide from our CPNews Team to discover more decorations to brighten up your igloo this winter.
—◊ By the Numbers ◊—
How many Rebels got promoted last week?
With a total of 47 new promotions, there were…
2 Major Generals
2 Brigadier Generals
3 Colonels
1 Major
3 Captains
1 Lieutenant
5 Specialists
5 Sergeants
9 Corporals
16 Privates
What were the Olympic stats?
The Rebels were legendary! Out of the 142 participants who joined at least one event, 65 earned the Rebel Olympian role for attending a minimum of 5 competitions and either the Opening or Closing Ceremonies. Let’s take a closer look at each Olympic event!
Jellybean Counters
There was a sweet total of 2,351,773 points over the course of 353 games. Our participants really caught them all!
Card-Jitsu
Sensei says our competitors sen-slayed in 136 matches!
Dance Contest
In 295 games, our dancers earned a dizzyingly high score of 2,568,115 points combined.
Catchin’ Waves
Surf’s up! The Rebels earned 296,870 points across 77 games.
Pizzatron3000
We hope you’re hungry, because the teams clocked in and made 16,049 individual pizzas!
Going for gold? Over the course of the week, participants won a grand total of 143 medals!
There were 24 bronze medals, 37 silver medals, and 82 gold medals. Of these medals, 107 were earned playing Pizzatron3000, nearly 75% of the total medal count!
How hype were our teams?
HYPEEEEEE!! Our Olympians loved talking about their teams in #main-chat! Throughout the week, Cometa was mentioned 536 times, Dulce was mentioned 593 times, and Glacies was mentioned 505 times.
If there’s one thing Rebels love, it’s emotes! There were 742 Team Dulce emotes, 549 Team Glacies emotes, and 349 Team Cometa emotes sent in #main-chat.
Shoutout Athena, Gabgeirl, and Moonlemur for designing them!
As the teams worked together, encouraged each other, and chatted during the Olympic week, Team Glacies sent 4,926 messages in their team chat, Team Dulce sent 7,510 messages in theirs, and Team Cometa sent a whopping 9,915 messages in their team chat!
—◊ Tuxedo Comics ◊—
Jellybean Counters gave a whole new meaning to “don’t spill the beans“. Even while scrambling to catch the bags, Kipbip couldn’t miss the giant sign flashing the obvious!
Do they think we’re dropping the bags on purpose?
From groovin’ to the tunes in Dance Contest to tossing many messy pizzas, Ihasparkelz’s comic shows it was quite the busy week! For some more than others…
Where did HCOM go?
—◊ Challenge of the Week ◊—
We hope you’re feeling sprinkle-tastic, because we’re sprinkling in another challenge! This week, Puzzle Master Miggy has created a cake for CPJ’s Anniversary Party, but she needs your help decorating! Decorate the cake in this Paint by Numbers drawing to complete this challenge.
DM Miggywaddles on Discord the solved Paint by Numbers puzzle for a prize of 500 Rebel Cash and to progress towards the Bundled Up Brainiac role!
—◊ Division Recap ◊—
—◊ Sunday ◊—
»AUSIA«
Max: 92
Avg: 89
Hey, dillweeds! Come with me on an adventure, you could say it’s time for one. That’s right, it’s time for the Winter Rebel Olympics! This time it’s Adventure Time themed, and of course, the troops are split up into three teams: Glacies, Cometa, and Dulce. For Operation: Winter Olympics 2026 Opening Ceremony, we logged onto CPAB – Tuxedo in our team uniforms. To watch the 4th episode of the 8th season of Adventure Time, click the link below.
Click here for the full report!
—◊ Tuesday ◊—
»AUSIA«
Max: 36
Wake up (wake up), it’s the first event of the Olympics! Here’s a cup of coffee to get you raring to go for our first event of our Adventure Time Olympics! In Operation: Candy Bean King, we held a Bean Counters tournament! We logged onto CPJ – Sleet to compete, but not before doing some tactics! To find out who our first medal holders of the Olympics were, click the link below!
Click here for the full report!
—◊ Tuesday ◊—
»EU«
Max: 66
Candy kingdom takeover? Maybe not, but in Operation: Baked Beans? Refried Beans? Jelly Beans?, the Rebels waddled to CPJ – Frozen and tried to catch as many bags of candy beans as possible without getting sugar all over their uniforms. To find out which Rebels can count the highest, and to get a sneak peak at Princess Bubblegum’s super super secret rock candy recipe, check out the link below!
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—◊ Tuesday ◊—
»US«
Max: 53
That’s the RPF espresso! For Operation: Isn’t it Sweet?, the Rebels reunite on CPJ – Frozen with their Olympic teams once again for a third round of Bean Counters. Cometa, Dulce, and the Glacies rocked their uniforms proud with some colorful tactics and sweet formations. Which Olympic team took the gold? Click the link displayed below to see the results and full recap!
Click here for the full report!
—◊ Wednesday ◊—
»AUSIA«
Max: 39
Operation: Fire is Wild, Man was true to it’s name on Wednesday! Continuing our Olympics, the teams met up on CPJ – Frozen to battle it out in Card-Jitsu! Tempers and relations between the teams were as fiery as ever as they battled it out to bring home medals. Check the report for the flaring results!
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—◊ Wednesday ◊—
»EU«
Max: 63
That’s so sen-slay! The Rebels were on fire in their second Cart-Jitsu tournament of the day, tying their belts over their Olympic team uniforms and kicking their way to CPJ – Sleet for Operation: Frozen Doesn’t Mean Finished. To find out which Rebels took the top placements, make sure to check out the ninja handbook below!
Click here for the full report!
—◊ Wednesday ◊—
»US«
Max: 53
Operation: Deal Me Destiny closed out day two of the Winter Olympics as Rebels logged onto CPJ – Frozen for an icy adventure. Sharp tactics and clean formations set the stage before the action shifted to a heated Card-Jitsu Tournament. Cards flew as Rebels battled it out, each fight more intense than the last. When the snow settled, just three Rebels emerged victorious. Deal yourself back into the action with the recap below!
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—◊ Thursday ◊—
»AUSIA«
Max: 34
The third day of the Olympic Games had arrived! We all logged onto CPJ -Blizzard for some competitive dancing in our first Dance Contest tournament of the day, Operation: Juke Bug! We warmed up by performing tactics and stepping into formations before dancing our hearts out to earn medals for our team! Be sure to check out the results in the post below!
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—◊ Thursday ◊—
»EU«
Max: 52
In Operation: Party Bears Dance Party, the Rebels hit the dance floor for the Dance Contest tournament! We first practiced our moves with some striking formations and snappy tactics on CPJ – Frozen, and then each team gave it their best in the competition. Only the top three could claim victory and bring the medals home. Find out who topped the rest in the post below!
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—◊ Thursday ◊—
»US«
Max: 53
The only club we go to is Club Penguin! For Operation: Buff Baby That Can Dance Like A Man, we came back for a third tournament of Dance Contest. The Rebels came in strong representing their team colors loud and proud on CPJ – Frozen. With some amazing waddling formations and epic tactics, we managed to party until we could not anymore. But of course, who danced their way to the top? Check the link below to see which team took the gold!
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—◊ Friday ◊—
»AUSIA«
Max: 28
Day four of the totally tubular Winter Olympics saw the Rebels shredding the waves in Operation: Surfing on Brain Waves! Logging onto CPJ – Sleet, the teams showed off their best surfing skills and tricks in order to bring home more medals for the scoreboard. Check out the report for the results!
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—◊ Friday ◊—
»EU«
Max: 45
‘Sup, dudes! Operation: You Catch My Drift saw us return to the waters on CPJ – Frozen to compete in the second Catchin’ Waves tournament of the day! We got the best barrels ever, dropping in to do tactics and smack the lip WHABAP! Before dropping down into formations and PAAAA! Check out which teams managed to get a medal below!
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—◊ Friday ◊—
»US«
Max: 42
Cowabunga, Rebels! For Operation: Cowabunga, we paddled onto CPJ – Frozen ready to hang ten for the final Catchin’ Waves tournament of the Winter Olympics! After dropping slick formations and gnarly tactics, we dove right into the icy surf. Boards wobbled and wipeouts were everywhere, but waves were conquered and stoke was high. Want to relive the surf showdown? Catch the full recap below!
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—◊ Saturday ◊—
»AUSIA«
Max: 42
The Rebels clocked into CPJ – Sleet this Saturday for Operation: PIZZAAAA!!!. Teams Cometa, Dulce, and Glacies sizzled up to the Stadium to show us some fiery formations and burning hot tactics! Then, it was off to the Pizza Parlor to get cooking for the first Pizzatron3000 competition of the Winter Olympics. Wanna see who brought home the cheddar? Check out the link below!
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—◊ Saturday ◊—
»EU«
Max: 59
The second round of Pizzatron saw each Rebel don their chef hat in Operation: You Wanna Pizza Me on CPJ – Frozen. We warmed up with some quick formations and tactics, before things heated up in the kitchen. To see which chefs survived this fiery competition, check out the post below!
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—◊ Saturday ◊—
»US«
Max: 65
Oh Mamma Mia, how the Olympics have gone so fast! In the final event, Operation: Rest In Pepperonis, Rebels took to the kitchens on CPJ – Sleet, scrambling to put together the most pizzas in an attempt to bring home the gold. While some prevailed, others walked out becoming the pizza themselves. Check out the blog post linked below to see who reigned victorious and gets the golden chefs hat!
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– Tuxedo Times Team: Moonlemur, Mads, Patty, Haleth, Citrus, Miggy, Angie, Megloveniall, Mollsr, Ihasparkelz, Kipbip, Buhnny, and LittySkitty
