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Week of February 1st, 2026
Happy Valentine’s Day! ♡ Check out this issue for some party-penguin updates, a cute puzzle themed for the holiday, and a look back at our recent events!
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—◊ Weekly Maxes and Averages ◊—
—◊ Maxes ◊—
AUSIA: (-)
EU: 67 (15⇑)
US: 64 (11⇑)
—◊ Averages ◊—
AUSIA: (-)
EU: 58 (6⇑)
US: 63 (10⇑)
Total: 61 (61⇑)
—◊ Weekly News ◊—
Bravo, BobaKat!
An Officer Cadet promotion and TOTW in the same week? Huge congratulations on these two excellent achievements, BobaKat! Since joining us in October 2025, she has grown tremendously as a Rebel. From competing in tournaments to becoming a successful recruiter, her hard work and dedication consistently shines! There is no doubt BobaKat will continue to excel, and she is more than deserving of being named Troop of the Week #376!
Penguin’s Party in Style
Happy birthday, CPJourney! Until February 15th, penguins and puffles alike are celebrating three amazing years on the island. And what better way to blow out the candles than with an epic party? With the return of strategic games, exclusive stamps, mascots, and more, don’t miss the 3rd Anniversary Party Guide to make the most of the celebration!
After making some extra coins in Journeyscape, waddle over to the Gift Shop and browse the latest February Penguin Style catalog! From pretty-in-pink Valentine’s outfits to cozy winter fashion, be sure to check out the hidden items guide to find all the secret accessories!
—◊ By the Numbers ◊—
How many Rebels got promoted last week?
With a total of 74 new promotions, there were…
1 Lieutenant General
1 Major General
1 Brigadier General
2 Officer Cadets
2 Colonels
1 Major
2 Captains
4 Lieutenants
5 Specialists
8 Sergeants
7 Corporals
40 Privates
How much did the Rebels voice chat together?
This week, our members yapped up a storm, spending over 300 hours in voice chat together! Friday was the busiest, totaling around 75 hours in just one day across multiple voice channels.
As people enjoyed time together and jumped in and out throughout the week, people entered a voice chat a total of 1,053 times!
What the heck is a Fatson?
NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA FATSON! Everyone’s favorite rotund plush was popular this week! The word “Fatson” was said in #main-chat 357 times, and the RPF Fatson sticker was sent 65 times.
During Wednesday’s Fatson event, the Rebels sent 35 word tactics and 30 emotes. Fatson for Rebel Commander!
—◊ Tuxedo Comics ◊—
Hide and Seek turned into Seek and Destroy! HCOM dominated, and Ihasparkelz showed that no troop was safe.
Ready or not, here comes HCOM!
—◊ Challenge of the Week ◊—
Spelling and love, what do they have in common? Nothing! But we’re going to combine them anyway! For this weeks challenge, Miggy has created an activity where you’ll be rearranging the letters to make new words. Score 20 points to complete this activity!
DM Miggywaddles on Discord the solved Word Rearranging puzzle for a prize of 375 Rebel Cash and to progress towards the Bundled Up Brainiac role!
Keep in mind, puzzle responses must be submitted before the next issue is released to be valid.
—◊ Division Recap ◊—
—◊ Sunday ◊—
»EU«
Max: 67
Avg: 67
Operation: Winter Olympics 2026 Closing Ceremony wrapped up the games as Rebels set off on one final Adventure Time quest on CPAB – Tuxedo. Teams Cometa, Dulce, and Glacies jumped in to give it their all, making for a totally mathematical finale. Huge congrats to Team Cometa for taking the crown! Catch the full adventure in the recap below!
Click here for the full report!
—◊ Tuesday ◊—
»EU«
Max: 51
NEE-NO NEE-NO WARNING!!! The slopes are looking mighty snowy today, so be careful when sled racing. But don’t worry, the Rebels are on stand-by in their rescue crew uniforms! For Operation: Rescue Squad, we logged onto CPJ – Frozen for some first aid training – I wouldn’t trust us with your health just yet though… This rescue squad was proper squad goals, so if you want to be part of the next rescue, click the link below.
Click here for the full report!
—◊ Wednesday ◊—
»EU«
Max: 46
Avg: 43
Nananananananananana Fatson! That’s right, RPF’s newest icon, Fatson, multilogged onto CPAB –Tuxedo for his very own event. In Operation: Fatson’s Multilogging Adventure, we joined the Fatsons in our Batman-themed outfits. We hung out in our batcave, rode in our batmobiles, and made sure the Club Penguin city of Gotham was free from crime. I suppose the only crime here is multilogging… sorry CPA! To read the Absolute Batman comics, click the link below.
Click here for the full report!
—◊ Thursday ◊—
»US«
Max: 64
Avg: 63
It may be February, but that didn’t stop the Rebels from having their own summer getaway in Operation: Suns Out, Buckets Out! With our sand buckets, we headed to CPJ – Marshmallow to catch some sun. From the Cove to the Docks, we spread summer cheer across the island! If you missed out on this holiday, catch up using the link below!
Click here for the full report!
—◊ Friday ◊—
»EU«
Max: 65
There’s no better way to celebrate the 3rd anniversary of CPJourney than through friendship! In Operation: We Quest You A Happy Birthday, Rebels logged on to CPJ – Marshmallow wearing the Waddle On hoodie as an ode to nostalgia. Stamp books in one flipper and the other intertwined with a buddy, we went on a classic stamp raid filling the lighthouse with music, throwing snowballs, and making memories in good company. Check out the magic of friendship in the report below!
Click here for the full report!
—◊ Saturday ◊—
»EU«
Max: 62
One, two.. HCOM is waddling out for you. Three, four.. Rebels mouses run out the door! For Operation: You Can’t Out Waddle Me, we logged on CPJ – Marshmallow for some cheesy fun. Wearing our signature black penguin color and holding the wind up mouse, RPF decided to play a game of Hide and Seek. Did the troops manage to hide from HCOM? Or did HCOM find them all? Click the link below for the full recap and to see who won!
Click here for the full report!
– Tuxedo Times Team: Moonlemur, Mads, Patty, Haleth, Citrus, Miggy, Angie, Megloveniall, Mollsr, Ihasparkelz, Kipbip, Buhnny, and LittySkitty
