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Week of February 15th, 2026
From a sweet and syrupy pancake event to hosting an epic roast for our Officers, it was surely a fun week! Take a dive below to catch up on our recent events, news on CPLegacy, and the very last puzzle of the winter season!
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—◊ Weekly Maxes and Averages ◊—
—◊ Maxes ◊—
AUSIA: 32 (3⇓)
EU: 68 (1⇓)
US: 54 (1⇓)
—◊ Averages ◊—
AUSIA: 31 (4⇓)
EU: 56 (3⇑)
US: 54 (1⇓)
Total: 47 (1⇓)
—◊ Weekly News ◊—
MunchieMeal Chefs Up Success!
Taking a bite out of the spotlight, congratulations to the wonderful MunchieMeal on earning Troop of the Week #378! Since joining us at the beginning of December and jumping right into our Winter Olympics, Munchie has quickly become a familiar and positive face to see in chat, and has even advanced to the rank of Lieutenant! Always making moves and ranking among our top participants, it comes as no surprise that TOTW has been bestowed upon Munchie!
Medieval Madness on Legacy
Calling all knights of the icy realm to make their way to CPLegacy’s magnificent Medieval Party before it ends on March 8th! Gallant heroes, ferocious dragons, and royal princesses are working toward a rare prize by completing heroic quests, so be sure to use the quest guide for help. For even more adventures, free medieval wares, and all party information, check out the full walkthrough!
While you take a break from conquering the dragon dungeons and exploring the island, make a stop at your igloo and deck it out for the party with their latest Better Igloos and Furniture catalogs! Always hiding items within the pages, take a look at the secret items guide to find even more medieval furniture!
—◊ By the Numbers ◊—
How many Rebels got promoted last week?
With a total of 46 new promotions, there were…
1 Brigadier General
1 Colonel
2 Majors
4 Captains
1 Lieutenant
4 Specialists
6 Sergeants
6 Corporals
21 Privates
What big holidays were celebrated this week?
Tuesday marked the Lunar New Year and ushered in the Year of the Horse! In #main-chat, Rebels mentioned the new year 114 times and the word horse 158 times.
Additionally, our server could not stop talking about another holiday, Pancake Day, which was also on Tuesday. Mentions of the word pancake clocked in at 407 total counts in #main-chat; of these, 99 were on Pancake Day itself!
How did the Rebels do on the Word Rearranging puzzle from Tuxedo Times Issue #287?
This team trained tenaciously for the Tuxedo Times, and triumphed! For Miggy’s Valentine’s Day puzzle, 19 penguins participated this week. Together, they earned 689 points and created 67 unique words from the word Valentine. Wow, what wonderful, witty wordsmiths!
To test yourself against your fellow penguins, check out the Word Rearranging puzzle in Tuxedo Times Issue #287!
—◊ Tuxedo Comics ◊—
Officers got roasted and toasted last week, and Ihasparkelz made light of the playful digs with this silly comic! But why was HCOM catching strays…?
This wasn’t supposed to happen…
—◊ Challenge of the Week ◊—
Hear ye, hear ye! It is time for your weekly puzzle delivery! For this challenge, Miggy has made a medieval Mad Lib to help you get creative with your words! How will you change the story?
DM Miggywaddles on Discord the solved Mad Libs puzzle for a prize of 250 Rebel Cash and to progress towards the Bundled Up Brainiac role!
Keep in mind, puzzle responses must be submitted before the next issue is released to be valid.
—◊ Division Recap ◊—
—◊ Sunday ◊—
»AUSIA«
Max: 32
Avg: 31
The Rebels yearn for the mines! Operation: Purple Penguin Platoon saw us putting on our helmets and purple safety vests before getting ready to drill on CPJ –Blizzard. This event was anything but bore-ing as we brought out our jackhammers with pressure that could turn coal into diamonds. Missed out on this shift? Check out the post below!
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—◊ Tuesday ◊—
»EU«
Max: 68
Avg: 63
Neigh!! In Operation: Neighby It’s Neighbelline, we logged onto CPJ– Marshmallow to celebrate the New Lunar Year. Given that we are now in the Year of the Horse, what other way to celebrate than by dressing up as horses and bringing luck to all the penguins on the island. They watched us whip, they watched us neigh neigh, and now they’re watching us gallop. To watch My Little Pony, click the link below.
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—◊ Wednesday ◊—
»EU«
Max: 59
Avg: 54
Sugar, flour, and everything nice… For Operation: The More Pancakes the Butter, we logged onto CPJ – Frozen and poured all the syrup and butter around the islands. We dressed up as a beautiful stack of pancakes with a cute little slice of butter on top. The Rebels were full of pure fluff and sweetness that everyone wanted to eat some pancakes after. For a full recap of our event, click the link below.
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—◊ Thursday ◊—
»US«
Max: 54
Operation: Wheelies Roundup had Rebels rolling onto CPJ – Marshmallow for a puffle-packed adventure. After gathering up their wooden wheelie puffles, we headed to the Puffle Park for an exciting Puffle Roundup Tournament. Puffers zoomed across the park as Rebels raced to herd them in record time. Only a select few rose above the rest and claimed the top spots. Want to see who rounded up the win? Check out the recap below!
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—◊ Friday ◊—
»EU«
Max: 55
Operation: Snowy Style took over the Stage on CPJ – Frozen as the Rebels showed up rocking the iconic Snowfall hairstyle ready to serve looks in the cold! What started as a chill gathering quickly turned into a full-on winter runway, with penguins strutting their stuff and turning the snow into a spotlight. When the flurry settled, one standout claimed the Frozen Fashionista role—proving that even on the iciest stage, style always brings the heat! See how it all went down linked below!
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—◊ Saturday ◊—
»EU«
Max: 50
We love our Officers so much, we just want to make sure they stay nice and warm on this snowy penguin island! In Operation: Leis-y Mods, the Rebels put on their Hawaiian Leis and cooked up a nice and toasty barbeque for their dear Officer team. How well did the mods get roasted? Make sure to check out the event and the Rebel Penguin Federation secret family recipe, linked below!
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– Tuxedo Times Team: Moonlemur, Mads, Patty, Haleth, Citrus, Miggy, Angie, Megloveniall, Mollsr, Ihasparkelz, Kipbip, Firehose, Buhnny, and LittySkitty
