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Week of March 15th, 2026
MMXI Grand Finals here we COME! Facing our formidable opponent, the Army of Club Penguin, Rebels have been training hard to achieve victory once again. Read on for more information on the tournament, plus other RPF news, comics, and a unique puzzle!
You can check the latest edition of Tuxedo Times with the .tuxedotimes command!
—◊ Weekly Maxes and Averages ◊—
—◊ Maxes ◊—
AUSIA: (-)
EU: 87 (37⇑)
US: 49 (4⇓)
—◊ Averages ◊—
AUSIA: (-)
EU: 61 (16⇑)
US: 47 (4⇓)
Total: 54 (14⇑)
—◊ Weekly News ◊—
Going for Gold at Grand Finals
Rebels are officially heading to March Madness XI Grand Finals! We are so close to remaining the trophy holders two years in a row, and we need everyone to rally together on Sunday, March 29th, for the final battle. We will be facing an army that is not only our allies, but an incredibly strong opponent – the Army of Club Penguin! Check the #mmxi-announcements channel in our Discord for more information.
By attending the Grand Finals, you can enter giveaways just for showing up and helping us to victory. Even better? You’ll earn points towards #mmxi-giveaways, where you have the opportunity to win Discord Nitro, Avatar Decorations, Rebel Cash, and more in-server prizes! See you on Sunday, Rebels!
Crunch Comes Out On Top!
Since joining RPF in November 2025, the creative and committed Crunch has risen to the rank of Major through many accomplishments along the way. As a top tournament attendee, you can count on her to be at battles supporting our community and hyping up fellow members. Crunch also participates in other Rebel shenanigans, such as purchasing the Event Planner role, submitting weekly puzzles, and joining in on server parties! Congratulations on your award, Crunch!
Runway Rebels and Daily Dives
Call the paparazzi, because Rebel Broadcast News is back with another Behind the Signature Items column! The team caught up with three stylish troops who jazz up their RPF uniforms with their favorite accessories. Check out the post to see these must-have looks!
Following the fashion spotlight, RBNews also released a special edition of A Day in the Life, which features three RPF Veterans! Curious to know what they’re up to now that they’ve retired? Find out in the full article!
—◊ By the Numbers ◊—
How many Rebels got promoted last week?
With a total of 39 new promotions, there were…
1 Lieutenant General
1 Major General
3 Colonels
1 Major
3 Captains
4 Lieutenants
3 Specialists
4 Sergeants
2 Corporals
17 Privates
How much did our server learn during our Irish Language Breakday?
For March Madness and St. Patrick’s Day, our General Mollsr created a fun Irish Language guessing game! In her presentation, 12 Irish words and phrases were guessed by 24 participants, and 6 were correctly guessed by our members!
Mollsr’s favorite phrase from her presentation was “Smugairle Róin,” which translates to “seal snot” and means “jellyfish.” It’s her favorite because it’s fun to say in Irish and is quite a logical phrase when you think about it!
How many times did the Rebels talk about St. Patrick’s Day this week?
No matter who you are or from where you come, the Western world loves this Irish holiday. This week, our members said “St. Patrick’s” 55 times, “St. Patty’s” 29 times, and “St. Paddy’s” (the Irish way) 16 times, for a total of 100 references to the holiday in #main-chat.
Of these mentions, 67 were on March 17th, St. Patrick’s Day itself!
—◊ Tuxedo Comics ◊—
On a break from MMXI training, Kipbip and some penguin pals brought their investigative skills to CPJourney in search of a mysterious new stamp!
Sometimes, chaos and panic brings everyone together more!
Ihasparkelz geared up in her RPF uniform and marched onto the battlefield for the MMXI Semi Finals, which ended up being a total washout… Well, not for us! Sea you next time, Water Vikings!
We fear no wave, the wave fears us!
—◊ Challenge of the Week ◊—
Feeling lucky? So are we! This week, Miggy is asking you to take the letters found inside the clover to make as many words as possible, all while using the letter M! Are you up for the task? Be sure to read the instructions on the Word Scramble puzzle!
DM Miggywaddles on Discord the solved Word Scramble puzzle for a prize of 375 Rebel Cash and to progress towards The Gifted Hatchling role!
Keep in mind, puzzle responses must be submitted before the next issue is released to be valid.
—◊ Division Recap ◊—
—◊ Sunday ◊—
»EU«
Max: 76
Avg: 74
The shadows crept in, but the Rebels refused to be left in the dark. In Operation: Shadow Puppets, we battled the Shadow Legionaries on CPAB – Warzone in the Quarter Finals of March Madness XI. The fight flickered between light and shadow as both sides pushed forward. When the dust settled, only one army stepped into the spotlight. See who lit the way to the Semi Finals in the recap below!
Click here for the full report!
—◊ Tuesday ◊—
»EU«
Max: 57
Green took over as the Rebels pulled up on CPJ – Frozen ready to celebrate Operation: Happy Patty Day in style and passion! The Stage was stacked with shamrock fits and lucky drip that made the fashion show a whole vibe. One standout Rebel rocked the hardest and snagged the Shamrock Stylist role, wrapping the day with pure green energy! See how it all went down linked below.
Click here for the full report!
—◊ Wednesday ◊—
»EU«
Max: 46
Avg: 45
Get in Rebels, we’re going training! Back in our home of CPAB – Tuxedo, we logged in wearing the RPFP tag and uniform for Operation: Mother of All Pink? Rebels pushed beyond their limits, honing their skills in preparation for Semi Finals, but will it pay off? Check out the event below to view RPF in action!
Click here for the full report!
—◊ Thursday ◊—
»US«
Max: 49
Avg: 47
What’s the craic with the Rebels? Oh, they’re keeping up the St. Patrick’s Day festivities! It was the top of the morning when we logged on to CPJ – Frozen and donned the biggest Paddy’s Day hats we’ve ever seen for Operation: Here, Eire, Everywhere! Check out the full event below to see the leprechauns parading their finest skills.
Click here for the full report!
—◊ Friday ◊—
»EU«
Max: 50
Avg: 47
Just one day left until the March Madness Semis! On Friday, we dusted off our aprons and donned our chef hats as we headed onto CPJ – Frozen. It didn’t take long for things to quickly heat up in Operation: Rebels Have a Pizza Our Hearts as we practiced our skills in preparation for a fiery battle. If you’d like to catch up on this training, check out the link below!
Click here for the full report!
—◊ Saturday ◊—
»EU«
Max: 87
Avg: 84
SEMI FINALS ARE FINALLY HERE! For Operation: Vikings Overboard, the Rebels got their signature uniforms and waddled their way to CPAB – Warzone. We are one week away from Finals, and the only thing that is in our way is our mighty brother allies – the Water Vikings! We fear no waves, so please hit us with your best forms and tactics. Who do you think had what it takes to go to Grand Finals? Click the link below to find out!
Click here for the full report!
– Tuxedo Times Team: Moonlemur, Patty, Haleth, Citrus, Miggy, Angie, Megloveniall, Mollsr, Ihasparkelz, Kipbip, Firehose, and Buhnny
