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Week of March 29th, 2026

Your weekly Rebel Reports are back with the latest RPF updates, egg-citing Easter Bloom Party highlights, creative comics, and more! Check out the article below to see what Rebels have been up to.

You can check the latest edition of Tuxedo Times with the .tuxedotimes command!

—◊ Weekly Maxes and Averages ◊—

—◊ Maxes ◊—

AUSIA: (-)
EU: 108 (54⇑)
US: 50 (7⇓)

—◊ Averages ◊—

AUSIA: (-)
EU: 58 (8⇑)
US: 50 (9⇑)
Total: 54 (8⇑)

—◊ Weekly News ◊—

Keep on Crushing it, Chrono!

Cheers to Chrono for taking the stage this week as our 384th Troop of the Week! A Rebel since April 2025, she’s experienced many RPF adventures – most notably battling it out at both CCXV and MMXI. Chrono lives up to her rank as Colonel by staying incredibly active at both events and in our chat, while always bringing a positive presence to the community. Keep up the amazing work, Chrono, and congratulations on earning TOTW!

Pets, Perspectives, and Personal Stories

Busy as ever, Rebel Broadcast met with nine members across three posts for Troop Interviews! With each member bringing their own unique RPF experiences and aspirations, these interviews give you the opportunity to learn more about troops’ stories. Dive into January, February, and March’s articles for all the details!

Follow up those interviews with a paws-itively adorable, and especially cuddly, edition of the monthly Pet Column! In last month’s post, we meet two fluffy cats as well as a singing bird worth chirping about. Check out the post to brighten your day with these loveable pets!

For RBNews’ final post, the team caught up with RPF Veteran Ohasa for a Vet Spotlight interview! Joining in March 2021, Ohasa grew through many RPF changes before his retirement as a Lieutenant General in July 2025. As an talented graphic designer, he played a key role in many PPC parties, leaving behind a creative legacy. Take a look at the post for more on Ohasa!

April Attire on CPJourney!

April showers bring more than just May flowers, they also bring a freshly picked Penguin Style catalog on Club Penguin Journey! Our CPNews Team got the inside scoop on all the hidden items found in these spring-inspired pages, so be sure to check out the guide to find what you may have missed!

—◊ By the Numbers ◊—

How many Rebels got promoted last week?

With a total of 39 new promotions, there were…

2 Major Generals
1 Brigadier General
3 Officer Cadets
2 Colonels
4 Majors
3 Captains
1 Lieutenant
2 Specialists
1 Sergeant
3 Corporals
17 Privates

What happened during the Rebel Army Penguin Federation of Club Penguin merge?

At the end of March, RPF and their allies, ACP, merged into a new army called The Rebel Army Penguin Federation of Club Penguin, utilizing the former branch battle server which grew to 295 members before the opening event. Their new motto, Clover the Good Fight, was chanted 45 times in #main-chat.
The merge lasted 41 hours and 13 minutes before RAPFCP leaders Gabgeirl and Roxy attempted a coup of RAPFCP leaders Daniel and Link3000. Despite CPA Battleground’s upside down prank, 98 members earned RAPFCP Veteran. CLOVER THE GOOD FIGHT!

How many tasks did the Rebels complete during the Easter Party?

Over the weekend, the Rebel Penguin Federation celebrated Easter with their Easter Bloom Party. Let’s hop in and look at some task completion stats!

Club Penguin Event – 75 People
Egg Hunt – 44 People
“Trying Something New” Memory Form – 50 People
Spring Outfit – 49 People
Tuxedo Times Puzzle – 55 People
Breakday Event – 22 People
Bouquet of 4 Riddles – 46 People

In total, 98 Participants completed 341 individual tasks, and 50 Rebels who completed 5 out of 7 tasks earned the Wildflower party role.

—◊ Tuxedo Comics ◊—

Wake up, Rebels, a new army just dropped! With ACP and RPF uniting into an unstoppable force, Ihasparkelz couldn’t help but notice things started turning a bit… upside down.

The end of an era… an April Fools era.

The Party Planning Committee wasn’t playing any games while hiding eggs during the Easter Bloom celebration. As the search began, Kipbip couldn’t resist capturing the chaos it caused!

I need that Wildflower role!!!

One of our March Madness XI giveaways gave two lucky Rebels the chance to win custom penguin graphics created by none other than the talented Miggy! Check out the epic drawings below!

Mizore

Noodle Dragon

—◊ Challenge of the Week ◊—

There may be some foolery, but this puzzle is no joke! This week, Miggy has created a Knight’s Move Word Puzzle where you have to find the word moving only how a knight does in chess. Figure out the six words to complete this challenge!

Imagine you’re a knight in chess. Knights move in a special way; First two steps in one direction (up, down, left, or right) and then one step in a different direction. Just like an L-Shape.
Your mission is to find the word(s) in the puzzle. Start on the yellow square, then you ‘jump as a Knight‘ to the next tile to find the next letter of the word. You can only use the letter one time.

DM Miggywaddles on Discord the solved Knight’s Move Word Puzzle for a prize of 500 Rebel Cash and to progress towards The Gifted Hatchling role!

Keep in mind, puzzle responses must be submitted before the next issue is released to be valid.

—◊ Division Recap ◊—

—◊ Sunday ◊—

»EU«

Max: 108
Avg: 107

The moment had arrived, the March Madness XI Grand Finals were here! In Operation: Clover Crunching, Rebels faced the Army of Club Penguin on CPAB – Warzone in a battle for it all. Tension ran high as both sides fought for the top spot, with everything on the line. When the dust settled, only one army stood victorious. See who claimed the crown in the recap below!