Guys im finally doing it
Guys are you proud of me I’m finally retiring!!! I’m sorry for all those people who said yogal4rc because it will never happen ever because I am no longer discord mod. I know I should’ve done this a while back but I’m very good at procrastinating and this is a good example!!
Anyways, I don’t really want to have a super long retirement post because that’s very narcissistic (real) so I’ll only write 1 or 2 paragraphs about myself. I joined RPF in 2019 (after being brutally troop stolen from LGA by Aisha) and it has definitely been one of the best things I’ve done in my life (cheesy). I created Discord just for fun over the summer thinking that I would be using it for a day or two and forgetting about it, but sadly that is very much so not what I did!! After I joined, I started talking to tons of new people who quickly familiarized themselves with me, and I started my little (very little) staying in vc forever thing. RPF really opened my eyes to a whole new world in 2019 (discord mods smh) and I wouldn’t be the person I am today if I hadn’t listened to Aisha on a random weekday during the summer.
i will be adding lots of pictures and idc if you dont like them because i like them
In 2020, I stayed at my troop rank (mostly) and COVID hit, making me spend even more time in RPF. Lots of new people joined, and most of my closest friends joined, and I had a couple vc battles with some people (sus people). 2020 was one of the best years for RPF and for me since it broadened my friend group a lot. Cute boys was also created in 2020 (amazing thing, i love cute boys i love all cute boys), by brad, and we spent lots of time there. I was still troop tho (troop is the best rank ever), and I wasn’t all that active in RPF, event wise. Towards the end of the year, I said to myself, ‘Why don’t I become staff for funsies!!’, and so I did, getting TOTW (best totw speech ever fr) and getting Cadet by the start of 2021.
In 2021, I got Officer (smh bad idea) and I became very close with some of the mods (bozos). As an officer, I slayed. I was the best officer ever and I don’t think anyone can ever surpass my amazingness. I was very unproblematic the whole year (fact), but I decided (dumb decision) to retire, but I obviously rejoined in like 11 days, which some people (alienn) used against me for a long time!! The latter part of 2021, I literally was the most energetic, motivated person (idk where it came from and where it went), and I got General or whatever!!
2022 came along and I got haychcom (cuz I’m so cool and stuff) and I was literally the best haychcom ever, until I died forever because most of my friends retired + I lost most of my motivation for RPF (but not the love, kidding imagine loving rpf smh). Anyone who knows me, even a little, knows that this is the most bland, plain ass recap of my little penguin career, and I didn’t add any flavour whatsoever, but IDC CUZ I hate personal narratives and I wanted to get this over with.
Also apparently I lied smh, I talked about myself a little too much, so I will stop forever now and go to thanking people who have made a large impact on my life (in no particular order):
Mars – girl youre literally one of my besties imagine if i forgot to talk about you (that would be very funny). getting to know you has been one of my greatest joys, from thinking you were some random troop, to being cute boys, to thinking you were just one of sharkis friends, to gossiping in dms (kidding i wouldve never), to knowing you as not a discord friend but as a close friend, and i look forward to hearing more (sus)!! i will love you forever (aint no way bruh) and i hope you slay the day everyday
Sharki – sharki, youre such a slay honestly like spending time with you (and mars obviously) is one of the highlights of my day and has been for a long time. becoming friends with you in 2020 was one of my best decisions, and im glad we stuck together all this time. i loved when we messed around in cute boys, played mc with baller, and slayed in main. i hope you get more free time so that you can stop tryna call me when im at school!! but also so that we can spend more time together (cheesyy). i will always have a space in my heart for you (real). love you bestie
Heather – adion, i love talking to you (especially when you say hindi is a religion) and sending tiktoks to you. when we became friends from cute boys, im ngl i didnt like you all that much cuz you did something bad (idk i dont remember what happened), but im glad we got past that and became the besties we are today. love you bae + thank you for helping me out with everything all the time
Icy – icy the great, i know we dont really talk all that much anymore but you are the reason i stayed in rpf and i cannot thank you enough for that. i miss our spotify rating nights + our talks and its sad that we drifted apart after you retired, but im glad that you are prospering at college!! i will forever look up to you and i hope you dont forget me too much, love you girl <33
Brennato – brento you need to stop unfriending me smh cuz youre one of the best people ever and i cannot handle this anymore. anyways, being mentored by you was one of my greatest honours (even if i didnt listen to you sometimes) ((many times)) and i hope you dont think of me as the shittiest mentee youve ever had!! i was extremely sad when you said you were retiring, but i understood that it was for the best. i hope you are having a good time irl and are thriving. :awooga:
Cracked – cracked why are you even on this list smh i have nothing to thank you for bozo. but fr tho, thank you for being friends with me and im glad we got a little closer recently, because you are very fun to be around. i hope you flourish in college + still dm me because i dont want to lose touch. i dont love you tho (real bruh). :kissing_heart:
Crazzy – crazzy, thank you for everything youve done for me since 2019. you were one of the best people i met and im glad i got to know you as i did. you thinking i was an old man with a voice changer, us messing around with icy and pop rocks, and us literally creating the italics were my biggest highlights in rpf. i enjoyed drawing you and seeing you rank up from a troop to a whole ass rebel commander + cpa legend. ill always see you as my older sister, love you forever bestie
sarah, nicwin, yamie, cheeseus, elexonck, cosmo, redweeb, alex, twitchy, ulti, mariana, maxine, pookie, steax, silv, manu, perry, vinzed, cyd, jacquardio, thedillpickle5, fev, brad, patrick, yas, cmm, yvng baller, moon, z3ming, tesaurum, royal, miz, HAWKGUY, lime, link3000, emerald, esh, maggie, woogs, yodabobobo, all my haters, and obviously wolliam + daner + dababy
If I didn’t mention you, I’m very sorry and I hope you forgive me. I know my messages seem kind of vague and dull, but I just want everyone to know that you guys have made such a huge mark on my life that I cannot and will never be able to fully express in words. I know all of you guys will go on to do great things in your lives and I hope you remember that I will never, not even for a moment, be able to forget RPF and anyone in RPF, as you guys have shown me patience, love, and consideration to an extent that I have yet to see elsewhere. Thank you for everything you’ve done. If you ever want to reach out to me, I will stay pretty active on Discord, so feel free to dm!!
Love you all, and Happy Navratri!!
yo gal
