On August 30th, 2020, the Rebel Penguin Federation and the Help Force, two of the most powerful AUSIA units in the army scene, logged on to White House for an intense practice battle. Judged by CP Army Hub judges Sarahah, Caramel, and Rak, this battle was a thriller until the very end.
Room 1 – Snow Forts
The Rebel Penguin Federation entered the Snow Forts with an “RPFOWNS” x5 bomb, while the Help Force entered the Snow Forts with a “FEAR THE FORCE”” x3 bomb. The Help Force quickly encircled the Snow Forts, while the Rebel Penguin Federation formed into a neat plus. The Rebel Penguin Federation pulled no punches, mocking mandatory events and promotions for attending. The Help Force didn’t take the jabs sitting down, firing back with puns like “THE TERREBEL PENGUIN FEDERATION” and “THE MISEREBEL PENGUIN FEDERATION.” The Help Force decided to change forms with a J bomb, while the Rebel Penguin Federation responded with a “THE JOKE’S ON YOU” waterfall. The Help Force formed into an X form, while the Rebel Penguin Federation formed up into a backwards L. The RPF kept the tactics coming, with jabs at the recently retired Tistle, and multiple plays on the Help Force’s name. The Rebel Penguin Federation ended the room with an EZ rake. Although the room was close, and the Help Force had a ten penguin advantage at the end, the judges gave the room to the Rebel Penguin Federation due to faster and more creative tactics.
Room 2 – Docks
The Help Force entered the Docks with a “LIGHTSPEED” x4 bomb, while the Rebel Penguin Federation entered with a J bomb. The Rebel Penguin Federation quickly formed up into an upside down V, using the dock to their advantage, while the Help Force made an upside down T, also using the room to their advantage. The Rebel Penguin Federation kept up the jabs, with no signs of slowing. The RPF claimed that the Navy would beat the Help Force. The Help Force kept up the defensive jabs, once again firing back with puns on the RPF’s name, with “REBELS? NAH JUST PEBBLES” being their pun of choice. Eventually, the Help Force chose to get out of their form with a “BLUE” x9 waterfall, and the Rebel Penguin Federation took the opportunity to get out of their form with a “BIG WORD BUBBLE” x3 bomb. The RPF formed up into an X, once again using the Dock to their advantage, while the Help Force eventually formed up into a V form. Even though the judges declared the room too close to call, and it was declared a tie.
Room 3 – Iceberg
Both armies entered the Iceberg quickly. The Rebel Penguin Federation entered with a “4xPROMOS” x5 bomb, keeping up the insults towards promotions for attending events, while the Help Force entered with a “HELPFORCE” x4 bomb. The Help Force formed into a plus form, while the Rebel Penguin Federation formed up into a V form. The Rebel Penguin Federation didn’t take their foot off of the gas, keeping the tactics coming. They referenced Help Force Veteran Spotty, referencing the gaps in their plus form. The Help Force bombed out of their form relatively early, with a “BLITZKRIEG” x4 bomb. The Rebel Penguin Federation took advantage of the bomb, and performed one themselves. The Help Force encircled the berg, while the RPF took the Help Force’s plus form. Both armies fought until the room ended. The Help Force had 44 penguins in the iceberg, while the Rebel Penguin Federation had 48. The room was too close to call and the judges declared a second tie.
RESULTS
Congratulations to the Rebel Penguin Federation for winning the practice battle! Congratulations to the Help Force for keeping all three rooms close, and a major thank you goes out to the judges who woke up for an AUSIA practice battle!
Jacquardio, Major General
