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Week of March 1st, 2026

Rebels are ready to dominate March Madness XI! With training and battles underway, it’s been a very active week for our troops. Continue reading to learn more about the upcoming tournament and a recap of our latest events and news!

You can check the latest edition of Tuxedo Times with the .tuxedotimes command!

—◊ Weekly Maxes and Averages ◊—

—◊ Maxes ◊—

AUSIA: 30 (1⇓)
EU: 62 (12⇓)
US: 45 (14⇓)

—◊ Averages ◊—

AUSIA: 29 (2⇓)
EU: 54 (3⇑)
US: 45 (14⇓)
Total: 43 (4⇓)

—◊ Weekly News ◊—

Rebels vs Shadow Showdown

This Sunday, March 15th, we will be going head-to-head against the Shadow Legionaries in the March Madness XI Quarter Finals! This battle brings us one step closer to being crowned this year’s champions and remaining the trophy holders two years in a row. Check out the #mmxi-announcements channel in our Discord for battle times, and keep reacting if you can attend!

By attending tournaments and training events, you will accumulate points for #mmxi-giveaways and have the chance to win Discord Nitro, Avatar Decorations, items from our RPF shop, win Rebel Cash, and more exciting prizes! See you on Sunday, Rebels!

Kewpie Kicks it Up a Notch!

This week, an amazing Officer Cadet has claimed the title of TOTW for being a phenomenal Rebel. Let’s give a round of applause to Kewpie for making her mark in RPF history! Since joining in July 2025, Kewpie has taken part in many Rebel shenanigans, tournaments, and events. In recent months, she has worked incredibly hard to grow and take on a bigger role in our community. Keep up the amazing work, Kewpie, and congratulations on Troop of the Week #380!

—◊ By the Numbers ◊—

How many Rebels got promoted last week?

With a total of 35 new promotions, there were…

2 Brigadier Generals
1 Officer Cadet
3 Colonels
1 Major
2 Captains
2 Lieutenants
2 Specialists
2 Sergeants
9 Corporals
11 Privates

How fruity were the Rebels this week?

There’s nothing better than a smoothie smash tournament! 34 berry smashing Rebels participated in the game tourney, collecting a total of 113410 points together.
This averages to 3,336 points per penguin, and the top score was 5700 points!
We’re s-peach-less and we don’t guava clue how our smoothie makers got so good! (But you could check out our Smoothie Smash Stamp Guide for some tips!)

How active were our miscellaneous server channels in February?

This March, let’s take a look at a couple of the channels that inspire our Rebel Broadcast Team columns. Last month, the #art channel received 58 museum-worthy submissions.
The #pets channel was blessed with 97 messages containing dog-gone cute pets of all shapes and sizes! Within those messages, RPF server members shared 24 dogs and 87 cats, along with their fish, reptiles, bugs, birds, and even horses!

—◊ Tuxedo Comics ◊—

RPF is training hard to win easy! However, Kipbip’s comic shows some Rebels may have taken March Madness training a bit too seriously…

Guess I do have to show up for training…

—◊ Challenge of the Week ◊—

Happy Pi Day! This week, we’re putting on our thinking caps and taking a trip to the pie shop! Miggy baked up a Logic Puzzle and it’s now up to you to figure out who ordered which pie!

DM Miggywaddles on Discord the solved Logic Puzzle for a prize of 500 Rebel Cash and to progress towards The Gifted Hatchling role!

Keep in mind, puzzle responses must be submitted before the next issue is released to be valid.

—◊ Division Recap ◊—

—◊ Sunday ◊—

»AUSIA«

Max: 30
Avg: 29

Step into spring with us! In Operation: Berry Fashionable, we celebrated the start of spring by logging onto CPJ – Blizzard holding our berry purses. This event was filled to the brim with berry puns, blueberries and raspberries galore! We also learnt something new – strawberries aren’t actually berries, but aggregate accessory fruit! Bananas, on the other hand, are berries – which seems a little silly. Anyway, thank you to all the shorty-cakes who attended! To learn how to make blackberry jam, click the link below.