After experiencing so many retirements of those who came before me, it’s finally my turn. When people retire, it’s either because they’ve consciously decided to leave for whatever reason, or they fall inactive due to life circumstances until they realize after a while that they can no longer fulfill their duties as staff. I would say that I fall into this second category. As you all know I’ve been inactive for some time, so my retirement may not come as a surprise. If I had endless time and could do it all, I would, but life has completely changed for me where I could no longer fit RPF into it even when I tried. But of course, it’s not easy to leave behind a community I was part of for 4+ years. So this post will include final words, some of my proudest accomplishments during my time here, and a reflection of my entire journey – well, as much as I can remember (because so much has happened!)
Operation: Rake It Like It’s Hot [US]
When the Rebel’s in the igloo man, rake it like it’s hot. Today we logged on to CPJ – Frozen and grabbed our rakes and practiced our sweeping because we are ready to SWEEP for these Quarter Finals for MM. With some garden-tastic tactics and branched out formations, we are ready for what is coming. Thank you to everyone who attended today!
MAX: 53
AVG: 51
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A Day In The Life – 29th Edition
Uh oh, spaghetti oh! And we are BACK with another A Day in the Life column. For our twenty-ninth edition, we’ve interviewed Lieutenant MunchieMeal, Officer Cadet Carissa, and Brigadier General lilbrownie! Come with me and let’s learn a little more about their daily routines, and lifestyles outside of our black hoodies, bandanas, and uniform as a whole.
Vet Spotlight: Twitchy543
Have you ever seen someone with a gold name in chat and wondered who they are? Every RPF Legend has a story, and this is the twenty-fourth edition of the Vet Spotlight column, where we take you back in time to tell the story of our esteemed veterans! Today, we’re telling you the story of our veteran, Twitchy543.
Behind the Signature Items – Marcasite.meg, Spryteful, Gianna
Behind the Signature Item – SPANDA, THOMAS, ERIN

Welcome to Behind the Signature Item, where we shine a spotlight on the items our Rebels choose to add on to their RPF uniform, celebrating the bold signature touches that elevate this timeless look! In this edition, we have three Rebels step up to showcase how they remix the uniform and make it unmistakably their own!
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Behind the Signature Items – Clutter, Froggie, Lilbrownie
Vet Spotlight: Tulip
Have you ever seen someone with a purple name in chat and wondered who they are? Every RPF Veteran has a story, and this is the twenty third edition of the Vet Spotlight column, where we take you back in time to tell the story of our esteemed veterans! Today, we’re telling you the story of our veteran, Tulip.
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Art Column – 03/11/26
Welcome to the 68th edition of the Art Column, where our reporters (currently Art, Citrus, Ella, Miggy, Moonlemur, And Thomas) see and critique pieces in the #art-channel and choose which to feature from members of the Rebel Penguin Federation.
Operation: Arctic Apocalypse [EU]
The apocalypse has arrived, but it’s nothing the Rebels can’t handle! Penguins were met with zombies as they logged onto CPAB – Tuxedo, but despite the chaos, the survivors were able to traverse through their tactics and formations. Doomsday was close at hand, but nothing could stop the Rebels from fighting the good fight!
MAX: 45
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