Hey Rebels! Welcome back to another edition of the Pet Column, where Anya, Jaeun, Cracked, and Yas get to know the pets of the RPF! Be sure to post your pets in the #pets channel and you may have a chance of being interviewed for an upcoming issue. Hope you all enjoy reading about this week’s pets!
Meet Specialist mochii’s pet cat!
Name: Mavie
Age: Sheāll be 5 in March
Breed: unspecified heathen
Favourite Food: cheezits or hamburger buns. also charging cables.
Our pet columnist, Yas, nabbed an interview with mochii to learn more about Mavie. Keep reading to know her better!
Yas: Favorite Memory or Story?
mochii: One time, my house had to be evacuated so my parents and I went for a walk at a nearby park. Mavie is a fully indoor cat and had never been on leash before so I was a little worried about how it would go. I carried her part of the way but she was getting squirmy so I put her down. She walked a good mile and a half with no issues, even keeping up with the dogs. My mom and I were just in shock the whole time.
Yas: Whats a fun trait that your pet has?
mochii: Iām not sure if I would call this fun, but she likes to wake me up by shoving her cold little nose in my ear. Thereās also a tree right outside one of my windows, and she likes to sit in the window and make noises at the birds.
Yas: If you could travel anywhere with your pet, where would you go?
mochii: Honestly, I donāt think I would travel anywhere with her. She screams in the car
Meet Captain cozy’s pet dog!
Name: Friday Gustav Jason Doc 20th Century Fox
Age: 4 1/2
Breed: Golden Labrador
Favourite Food: Anything except lettuce or carrots
Our pet columnist, Jaeun, talked to cozy about their silly dog! Let’s find out more about Friday’s favorite things to do!
Jaeun: Does Friday know any tricks?
cozy: YES! Heās an extremely good boy and knows sit, lay down, speak, and shake (handā¦pawshake)
Jaeun: How did you come up with your dog’s name?
cozy: We found him on Friday the 13th in October, which accounts for Friday, although i thought that Jason also wouldāve been a fitting name given Friday the 13th! So that accounts for his middle name Jason. Gustav is after Lil Peep (rip <3). Doc because after we found him, we had to return him to the pound for a little while in case he was someoneās dog. there was allegedly a dog named āDocā that looked similar to him and was missing, but turns out, he wasnāt Doc. We had promised to come back for Friday though if he wasnāt taken and thatās what we did. :~) 20th Century Fox because my lil brother used to love the 20th Century Fox logo for whatever reason
Jaeun: What’s Friday’s most favourite thing to do?
cozy: tough choice between eat and go for walks he goes crazy goes stupid over both
Jaeun: If Friday was able to speak, what do you think he’ll say first?Ā
cozy: as my mom once sung to him, heād say āI just want a people name, my name is Jason, donāt call me Fridayā lmao nah in all actuality i think heād be like āhi! i love you <3 can i have a corndog and some bacon and some cheese and some ice cream and some-ā
We hope everyone enjoyed this weekās edition ofĀ RPFās Pet Column! As always, keep an eye out for the next issue! Keep posting photos of you pets in the #pets channel, and give them all the pets and treats they deserve.
ā Jaeun; Pet Columnist, Third in Command
