*Tips straw hat* m’army

Yesterday morning, prestigious powerhouse the Strawhats declared war on all armies.

Despite only being 21, I braved the over-30’s only war declaration in a dangerous information gathering mission. Read at your own risk, it WILL change your perspective on life.
The Strawhats are known for being the most powerful army in history. (REAL) (NOT CLICKBAIT)

See here as they get a world record top ten score, beating all other armies but especially RPF because we regularly max negative amounts of troops.
Here, we see how their huge amount of land makes RPF’s land look absolutely tiny.
They have a good reason to target RPF in particular, due to some particularly evil crimes we have done against them in the past. Here is proof of this:
I’ll admit. It’s hard not to let the excitement get to my head. We could surrender now instead of retaliating, rather than risk the destruction we are guaranteed to face at the hands of the Strawhats.

Nonetheless, we have decided to make the difficult and scary decision to fight. We will be invading the Strawhats at our WV practice battle today at 4pm Eastern.

Furthermore we will be attending to defend our land from this vicious onslaught when they invade Yeti tomorrow at 1am Eastern. (The choice of such a terrible time is just a sign of their strategic genius and prowess.)
We are honoured and terrified at the same time. Truly.

To the battlefield.


If you strike at, imprison, or kill us, out of our prisons or graves we will still evoke a spirit that will thwart you, and perhaps, raise a force that will destroy you! We defy you! Do your worst!

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