TUXEDO TIMES – ISSUE #3

—◊ TUXEDO TIMES ◊—

Week of May 3rd 2020

‘Did you know? Saturn has 62 moons with confirmed orbits, 53 of which have names and only 13 of which have diameters larger than 50 kilometers.’

Welcome back Rebels for another issue of Tuxedo Times! Now that the war is over and we’re almost in summer, things are shifting back to normal, with a fun lineup of events, and a return to classic invasions!


 —◊ Table of Contents ◊—

Headliners

Question of the Week

Division Recap


 —◊ Headliners ◊—

This week, milly!!!! was promoted to HCOM status! Congratulations on your 3ic promotion, milly!

We have an all new Troop of the Week, sarahah! Make sure to give her a big congratulations! Hot pink never looked better!

The Rebel Penguin Federation celebrated 13 years since its inception, May 8th 2007! We had 2 spectacular events, and we even made a 13! Live long and prosper!

Unrelated, some of the RPF HCOM decided to take a trip to Disneyworld for some late night celebrations!

In order of appearance: Ulti, Crazzy, Star, Pookie, Red, Cheese, Rocket, and Lance

And that’s a wrap on the newest headlines for RPF, check back next week for another weekly set of Headliners!


 —◊ Question of the Week ◊—

What was the previous AUSIA CPA Record?

Comment below on THIS post with your Discord username and region with the correct answer for a potential prize of 500 rebel cash! The first 5 from each region to comment will receive this prize!


—◊ Division Recap ◊—

—◊ Sunday ◊— 

» AUSIA «

To start off Sunday, we dressed up in our Shark Boy and Lava Girl outfits for Operation: Dream Dream Dream! Great job Rebels! 

Max: 60

Avg: 56

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» EU/US «

For Operation: Outclassed, we held our highly anticipated branch battle, led by our Head Generals with our stylish tuxedos and dresses. Congrats to the Air Force on this time’s win!

Max: 96

Avg: 87

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—◊ Tuesday ◊—

» AUSIA «

For our AUSIA event, we all logged on to Blizzard for Operation: Speak for the Trees! Dressed in orange and the golden moustache, we showed the island what the Lorax was made out of with our clean tactics and formations! Not only that, but we also broke our AUSIA size record at a max of 89! Great work, Rebels!

Max: 89

Avg: 88

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 » US «

Later in the day, we had some fun hosting Operation: Hawyee, an event where we got to dress as cowboys! Rounding penguins up around the island, we also got to practice our formations and tactics! Darn tootin’, good work!

Max: 100

Avg: 99

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—◊ Wednesday ◊—

» EU «

For our mid-week EU event, we logged onto Permafrost for Operation: Rise Up. We wore out uniforms and practiced tactics and formations. Amazing job rebels!

Max: 97

Avg: 91

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—◊ Thursday ◊—

» EU «

On Thursday, we logged onto Tuxedo on CPATG for Operation: Detection. We held a find four tournament, competing for a special role and rebel cash prizes. Congratulations to the winners, ImAPotato, Sawfishpro 0, and z3ming!

Max: 89

Avg: 89

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—◊ Friday ◊—

» AUSIA «

We began our celebrations for RPF’s 13th anniversary with our AUSIA event, Operation: Jubilee! Many of you came out to show off our incredible tactics and formations to celebrate! Great job rebels! 

Max: 71

Avg: 68

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» US «

The celebrations continued in our US Invasion of Crystal on CPR, where we successfully claimed a new server, performing brilliant tactics in the process! Amazing job rebels!

Max: 98

Avg: 95

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—◊ Saturday ◊— 

» AUSIA «

For our AUSIA event, we logged on for Operation: Stamp Collectors! We worked together to collect as many stamps as possible within 30 minutes! Tremendous teamwork Rebels!

Max: 58

Avg: 54

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 » EU «

We later logged on for Operation: A Tale of Two Branches! Both sides put forth their best efforts but only one branch could emerge victorious. Congratulations on the victory, Navy!

Max: 80

Avg: 79

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—◊ Weekly Maxes and Averages ◊—

—◊ Maxes ◊—

AUSIA: 89 (14⇑)

EU: 97 (21⇓)

US: 100 (8⇑)

—◊ Averages ◊—

AUSIA: 67 (5⇑)

EU: 87 (1⇑)

US: 94 (14⇑)

Total: 83 (7⇑)

-Tuxedo Times Team: Tadpoles, CatBallou, Brattybottom, Milly, Elex, Shark, Sarah, and Rocket

Rocket

I've lived a long time, but not long enough. Keep on living, and be empowered by your quest to always yearn for more. <3

14 Comments:

  1. Jstoryhead, US
    82

  2. z3ming
    US
    82

  3. sarahah, US. 83?

  4. NickEman132
    AUSIA
    y’all i think it’s 178

  5. RoyallySuperb (US)
    82!

  6. Yodabobobo
    US
    82

  7. YaBoiMac11 (CEO of Bruh)
    US
    I think it was 89

  8. IDontNoWatIAm
    US
    82

  9. Mycydric7
    AUSIA
    82

  10. Jaime
    US
    82

  11. 22Boogaloo22
    AUSIA
    82

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