See how we’re doing as we get back into Club Penguin events!

You can check the latest edition of Tuxedo Times with the .tuxedotimes command!

—◊ Weekly Maxes and Averages ◊—

—◊ Maxes ◊—

AUSIA: 15 (12⇓)
EU: 28 (2⇓)
US: 36 (2⇓)

—◊ Averages ◊—

AUSIA: 15 (10⇓)
EU: 28 (1⇓)
US: 36 (2⇓)
Total: 26 (5⇓)

—◊ Weekly News ◊—

This week’s Troop of the Week is Eclaireenah🌸🐧! She has been attending as many events as possible, and is a very sweet and friendly person; always brining positives vibes to our chat. Make sure you congratulate Eenah when you see her around!

The Rebel Broadcast Team is back with another Pet Column! In this issue, get to know Lieutenant General Gabi’s adorable dogs, Chico and Dotty, as well as Colonel Gianna’s fluffball of a dog, Mia.

—◊ By the Numbers ◊—

How many rebels got promoted this week?

With a total of 16 new promotions, there were…

1 Major
2 Captain
1 Specialist
2 Sergeant
10 Corporal

How many people completed the Easter Egg Hunt?

This week we hosted an in-server Easter Egg Hunt! By the end of it, 93 people found all seven eggs and earned the Easter Egg Hunter role. In total, 521 eggs were found!

How many jokes were submitted?

We’re trying out a Jokes Column this week, which you can read below. We selected 2 out of the 5 submissions we received to feature in this edition!

—◊ Jokes ◊—

Here are our favourite jokes submitted by our readers this week!


What is math’s favorite type of tree?
A GeomeTree!

From Pinkpop222:

Start with the punchline.
How do you tell a time traveller a joke?

If you want to submit your own joke for a chance to be featured in our next issue, send it to either z3ming#4444 or princhi#2000 on Discord!

—◊ Challenge of the Week ◊—

For this challenge of the week, Avril has created a Club Penguin themed word search!

DM z3ming#4444 on Discord the solved puzzle for a prize of 1000 Rebel Cash!

—◊ Division Recap ◊—

—◊ Monday ◊—


G’day rebels, welcome to the emergency meeting. This suspicious break day event was none other than a good ol’ game of Among Us. Reliving the vital 2020 experience that this game was, we had an impostor-ous amount of fun sussing out the culprits in this event!

—◊ Tuesday ◊—


Max: 36

After about a week of no Club Penguin events due to the unforeseen shutdown of CPRewritten, we finally got to host an event like we used to on a new CPPS: Club Penguin Chapter 2! For Operation: Lost in the Sauce, the rebels resiliently logged on to the CPArmies server in our pizza chef costumes to show off our hot-sauce tactics and pizzazz-ful formations. We followed this up with a Pizzatron tournament hosted on NuMuKi. To find out who won, and for more on this event, check out the post below!

Click here for the full report!

—◊ Wednesday ◊—


Max: 28

Logging back onto CPArmies on Club Penguin Chapter 2, Operation: Find Four was a success as we started out doing cool tactics and forms before launching into our Find Four tournament. As this was our first Find Four tournament since 2020, everyone was really excited and participated enthusiastically, but there can only be one winner…

Click here for the full report and to see who won!

—◊ Friday ◊—


At this non-Club Penguin event, some rebels logged on to Hypixel to play Minecraft minigames together, while others played Krunker, a fun and blocky online first-person shooter game!

—◊ Saturday ◊—


Max: 15

For Operation: Down The Catwalk, the Rebels walked down into CPArmies on Club Penguin Chapter 2 for a fashion show! We designed our own elegant outfits, incorporating items from other army uniforms, as we brightened the island with our fancy looks! We flaunted all over the island with our charming tactics and dazzling forms to show off our fashion sense! Extravagant outfits all around, be sure to read the post below to see the top 3 winners!

Click here for the full report!

– Tuxedo Times Team: Avril, Sharki04, Coric, Guinz, EmeraldGreen, pinkpop, LittySkitty, tomatoeee, princhi and z3ming

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