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Week of April 26th, 2026

Another week, another Tuxedo Times release! Check out this week’s post to see what shenanigans Rebels have been up to lately, as well as all other updates to keep you in the loop!

You can check the latest edition of Tuxedo Times with the .tuxedotimes command!

—◊ Weekly Maxes and Averages ◊—

—◊ Maxes ◊—

AUSIA: 36 (1⇑)
EU: 57 (9⇑)
US: 59 (4⇑)

—◊ Averages ◊—

AUSIA: 35 (-)
EU: 50 (8⇑)
US: 56 (4⇑)
Total: 47 (4⇑)

—◊ Weekly News ◊—

More Cheers for Meredith!

Congratulations to the marvelous Meredith, who celebrated RPF’s anniversary as our 388th Troop of the Week! We also congratulated her on her well-deserved promotion to Officer Cadet after joining us at the end of December 2025! Meredith values kindness, hard work, and dedication, which truly does not go unnoticed. From recruiting to puzzles to PPC parties, she’s always a top participant. Keep up the great work, Meredith!

Broadcasting Rebel Talent

Creative Rebels are running the show this week with Rebel Broadcast’s latest Art Column! Capturing April’s inspiration, Cherry Blossoms, the team highlighted themed pieces and other artwork shared in our Discord’s #art-channel. Make sure to check out their amazing creations and perhaps submit art of your own!

It’s All Puffles at the Gift Shop!

Club Penguin Journey is preparing for the upcoming Puffle Party with some fur-tastic fashion! This month’s Penguin Style catalog is packed with colorful outfits and a ton of hidden items to amp up your look. Our CPNews Team has you covered with a complete guide to help you find every secret!

—◊ By the Numbers ◊—

How many Rebels were promoted last week?

With a total of 50 new promotions, there were…

2 Brigadier Generals
1 Officer Cadet
2 Colonels
1 Major
1 Captain
1 Lieutenant
1 Specialist
2 Sergeants
7 Corporals
32 Privates

How much has Tomodachi Life taken over RPF?

Since the game’s drop on April 16, Tomodachi Life has been on the mind! Our server has mentioned tomodachi 132 times and mii 110 times in #main-chat since the game’s official release.
Additionally, 25 photos of players’ miis have been posted in #main-chat, not including miscellaneous channels where people shared their progress with their friends!

How many points were earned during our Anniversary Triathlon and Cart Surfer Tournament the last two weeks?

Let’s take a dive into the stats for the triathlon!
Pizzatron Points – 33,860
Pizzatron Winners – 22 first place scores (40 pizzas)
Cart Surfer Points – 13,472
Top Cart Surfer Score – 596
Average Cart Surfer Score – 320
Puffle Roundup Points – 14,637
Top Puffle Roundup Score – 1,458
Total Points – 61,969
Total Participants – 43

For the previous Cart Surfer tournament, only 17 Rebels showed up to compete. However, they earned 7,200 points together and averaged 423 coins per person, 103 coins more than the average when the game was repeated for the triathlon!

—◊ Tuxedo Comics ◊—

Spider-penguin, spider-penguin, does whatever a spider-penguin can! With great comics comes great responsibility, and Miggy took on the challenge with a web-solutely cool drawing!

Let’s do this one last time… My name is Peter Penguin and I was bitten by a radioactive spider…

Ihasparkelz is celebrating RPF’s 19th Anniversary this week with friends and a massive party. But, no party is complete without a Rebel birthday cake!

Here’s to 19 years and many more!

Thank you Artistic23 for the comic suggestion!

—◊ Challenge of the Week ◊—

Paint by Numbers is back, but with a twist! For this week’s challenge, Miggy has created a painting outline where you will find the color using addition, subtraction, multiplication, and division. Solve the math, paint the picture, and complete the puzzle! And remember you get to choose the shade, so get creative!

Red: Sum of 3 or 9
Yellow: Sum of 6 or 12
Pink: Sum of 5 or 11
Green: Sum of 4 or 10
Blue: Sum of 1 or 7
Black: Sum of 2 or 8

DM Miggywaddles on Discord the solved Mathematical Paint by Numbers puzzle for a prize of 500 Rebel Cash and to progress towards The Gifted Hatchling role!

Keep in mind, puzzle responses must be submitted before the next issue is released to be valid.

Do you have a comic or puzzle idea you’d like to see in an upcoming issue? Send it in using our Tuxedo Times Suggestion Form and our team just might use your idea!

—◊ Division Recap ◊—

—◊ Sunday ◊—

»AUSIA«

Max: 36
Avg: 35

A mission worth its weight in coins! The Rebels dug into CPJ – Blizzard for Operation: Penguin Money, geared up in Green Hard Hats. The crew struck gold with ore-some energy underground, all while giving a nod to Earth Day! The event was a gem, packed with lively vibes and rock-solid fun. Don’t take this for granite, unearth the full operation below!
– Firehose