TUXEDO TIMES – ISSUE #30

—◊ TUXEDO TIMES ◊—

Another week, another chance for the rebels to show how they’re the best! Read on for a recap of our week, plus all of the segments you know and love


—◊ Weekly Maxes and Averages ◊—

—◊ Maxes ◊—

AUSIA: 47 (40⇓)
EU: 89 (39⇓)
US: 57 (11)

—◊ Averages ◊—

AUSIA: 41 (10⇓)
EU: 62 (11⇓)
US: 49 (15⇓)
Total: 51 (11⇓)


—◊ Weekly News ◊—

Our war with the Water Vikings ended with an indubitable RPF victory! Thank you to all rebels who came out and helped us defeat WV and claim their land! Check out the conclusion post, posted on Friday here

Make sure you congratulate Brenatto on earning their RPF Rebel status in the Hall of Fame! Bren has been spectacular in HCOM and fully deserved this award!

We also said goodbye to Head General Brad this week. He was a spectacular moderator, from his hype to his recruiting efforts, and we all are very sad to see him go. Good luck in retirement, Brad, FTGF!

Our Troop of the Week this week is none other than Yo Gal! She has been a familiar face in chat (and vc) for a very long time and after her recent rise to Officer Cadet, HCOM felt she was ready for that spicy pink role! Congrats Yo Gal!


—◊ By the Numbers ◊—

How many rebels got promoted this week?

With a total of 36 new promotions, there was…
1 Brigadier General
1 Officer Cadet
2 Lieutenant Colonels
3 Captains
3 Scout Medics

3 Specialists
2 Master Sergeants
1 Sergeant
6 Corporals
4 Lance Corporals
10 Private First Classes

How many times was the waaaaaaaaaaaa emote used this week?

:waaaaaaaaaaaa~1:

The emote was used 1837 times this week. Yvng used it the most, a total of 531 times!

How many people joined each branch this week?

This week 48 people joined the Air Force branch and 25 people joined the Navy branch!

The Air Force hit their 3000th pilot this week, for a total of 3015, while the Navy sits at a cool size of 3858 sailors.


—◊ Challenge of the Week ◊—

Avril is back with another fun challenge for you all! This week we have an EPF themed word search! Click on the image below to have a go yourself!

DM sharkboi#3009 on Discord a screenshot of the completed word search for a prize of 1000 Rebel Cash!


—◊ Division Recap ◊—

—◊ Sunday ◊—

»AUSIA«

Max: 47
Avg: 45

For this AUSIA training event called Operation: Gambit, we logged on to the server Tuxedo on CPArmies. We did this to prepare for our next battle event where we would try to take the server Icicle from the Water Vikings.

Click here for the full report!

»EU/US«

Max: 89
Avg: 86

After our great training event earlier, we were ready to invade Icicle for our EU/US event called Operation: Invasion of Icicle. We quickly logged on to proxy server Alaska on CPArmies to meet the Water Vikings for battle. Although both sides had good forms and tactics, the Rebels won and successfully invaded Icicle. 

Click here for the full report!


—◊ Tuesday ◊—

»AUSIA«

Max: 39
Avg: 38

Starting the day off, we logged onto Deep Freeze on CPR for Operation: Monster Mash. Rebels used their creativity to create the best hair-rising monster outfits and we were off to do some spectacular tactics and formations around the island.

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»US«

Max: 47
Avg: 45

For our US event, we logged on to Zipline on CPR for Operation: Eight Feet Below. For this costume event, we wore the sinister grave digger outfit and dug around the island doing eerie word tactics and forms. Spooktacular job today rebels!

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—◊ Wednesday ◊—

»EU«

Max: 53
Avg: 50

For our Mid-week EU event, we logged on CPR- Deep Freeze for Operation: Giving Up the Ghost, where rebels haunted the island in their ghost costumes while performing tactics and formations. Spectre-cular job everyone!

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—◊ Thursday ◊—

»EU«

Max: 52
Avg: 51

For our Thursday EU event, we logged onto Tuxedo – CPArmies for a good old training event. We practiced those swift and speedy tactics and even practiced a fancy S-formation. Check it out in the post below!

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—◊ Friday ◊—

»AUSIA«

Max: 45
Avg: 44

On Friday the mean, green-haired AUSIA machines logged on to Sleet on CPRewritten for a fun mad scientist costume event! Hank Green and Bill Nye would be equally proud of our reactive tactics, but ion remember asking haha! Check the post below to see for yourself:

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»US«

Max: 57
Avg: 53

At Friday’s US event, we logged onto Abominable on CPRewritten to collect some stamps with our fellow rebels! This event saw us hit our goal and visited lots of different rooms around the island doing some funky emotes and immaculate forms.

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—◊ Saturday ◊—

»AUSIA«

Max: 35
Avg: 35

For this ausia event, we logged on to Permafrost | CPrewritten for a firefighter themed event. Like always, we set the club penguin island on fire with our hot tactics and formations! (For legal purposes, we didn’t actually light anything on fire.)

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»EU/US«

Max: 62
Avg: 59

For our weekly branch battle between our Navy and Air force branches, we logged on to Crystal | CPRewritten wearing the red and blue umbrellas to represent our respective branches. Good game everyone!

Click here for the full report!


Tuxedo Times Team: Avril, Princhi, Cat, Sarah, Woogs, z3ming, Mac, Milly, and Shark

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