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Week of June 21st, 2026

RPF is preparing for battle as Legends Cup XVI quickly approaches! Learn more about the upcoming tournament, updates from Rebel Broadcast, fabulously colorful facts, and more below.

You can check the latest edition of Tuxedo Times with the .tuxedotimes command!

—◊ Weekly Maxes and Averages ◊—

—◊ Maxes ◊—

AUSIA: 33 (2⇑)
EU: 50 (1⇓)
US: 37 (7⇓)

—◊ Averages ◊—

AUSIA: 33 (2⇑)
EU: 41 (1⇓)
US: 37 (7⇓)
Total: 37 (2⇓)

—◊ Weekly News ◊—

On Our Way to Legends Cup XVI!

With the golden Legends Cup XV trophy sitting proudly on RPF’s shelf, Rebels are eagerly gearing up for this year’s tournment, which kicks off with the Qualifiers round on July 11th! Be sure to check out CPArmies’ official Legends Cup XVI announcement to learn everything you need to know about this legendary tournament.

Stay tuned for more upcoming RPF announcements leading up to LCXVI, including training events, epic giveaways, and more exciting activities. Hype up, stay hype, and most of all… Fight the Good Fight!

Presenting… Prometheo!

Give it up for the amazing Corporal Prometheo_Solano for receiving the 396th Troop of the Week award! Since joining our community in August 2025, Prometheo has been an active participant, attending not only daily events but also major events such as CCXV, PPC parties, and the Olympics. Often suggesting creative tactics, they are a highlight of each event they attend! Congratulations on this impressive feat, Prometheo!

Latest Rebel Report

Rebel Broadcast News has their readers captivated this week with three new releases! They first toured a few colorful igloos that were submitted during the Pride Igloo Contest, interviewing these creative penguins on their designs for the second edition of RPF Iggy’s!

After the tour, the team interviewed three divas for June’s Behind the Signature Item. Check out these runway-ready Rebels in the post to discover why they chose these accessories.

For Rebel Broadcast’s final update, they sat down with some of our most active members for Troop Interviews, an article dedicated to learning all about their experiences, favorite moments in the server, and advice for up-and-coming troops!

—◊ By the Numbers ◊—

How many Rebels were promoted last week?

With a total of 19 new promotions, there were…

1 Major General
2 Officer Cadets
1 Colonel
1 Major
1 Captain
1 Lieutenant
1 Specialist
1 Sergeant
4 Corporals
6 Privates

— Gay Online —

The Rebel Penguin Federation takes Pride Month seriously, so here’s some colorful stats to round out the month!

How many gay words were said in #main-chat?

Gay – 840 Mentions
Pride – 1025 Mentions
Community – 383 Mentions
Love – 5,689 Mentions
Parade – 139 Mentions
Family – 298 Mentions
Rainbow – 226 Mentions

What are the gay stats from gay activities around the server?

Voted in the Pride Month Poll – 217 Votes

Crafted an igloo for the Pride Igloo Contest – 18 Submissions

Participated in our 6 Pride-Themed Events – 245 Total Participants

Joined the Rebgay Pengay Federgaytion – 438 People

Participated in Chat – 564 People

Total #Main-Chat Messages Sent in June – 221,172 Messages

—◊ Tuxedo Comics ◊—

Kipbip is having plenty of EC Coffees this week while creating their brew-tiful comic! Shoutout to our Stamp Helpers who lend a flipper, even if it means ordering 20 coffees.

Make sure to switch to decaf after the 2nd cup!

—◊ Challenge of the Week ◊—

Gooooallll!!! With the World Cup under way, there’s been lots of excitement around the server as Rebels cheer on their countries. This week, readers have scored a Connect the Dots puzzle made by Miggy! Connect the 61 dots in the image below and color it in to complete this sporty challenge!

DM Miggywaddles on Discord the colored Connect the Dots for a prize of 800 Rebel Cash and to progress towards the Blossoming Bookworm role!

Keep in mind, puzzle responses must be submitted before the next issue is released to be valid.

Do you have a comic or puzzle idea you’d like to see in an upcoming issue? Send it in using our Tuxedo Times Suggestion Form and our team just might use your idea!

—◊ Community Spotlight ◊—

Patty is bringing some sunblock and sunglasses with her for this week’s Community Spotlight meet-up! Dive into her splashing interview below.

“Surf’s up! Last week, HCOM hosted a Catchin’ Waves tournament, where Rebels fought against the current to become the RPF’s Wave Walker. Our Colonel LonkTheBonk was the one to beat, outsurfing the competition into the sunset!”

Lonk’s gnarly penguin ready to shred some waves!

“I first asked Lonk about how long she practiced for (or whether she just got lucky), to which she told me she didn’t prepare whatsoever for the tournament, and decided to join when the event started. Given that this tournament was played on Survival mode, that’s really impressive!

Next, I asked if she could host any CPJ game tournament, what game would she choose? Lonk replied saying that as RPF’s “resident Wave Walker and Catchin’ Waves gold medalist“, it would of course be that. However, she would also do a Card-Jitsu tournament as she enjoys the game a lot.

Finally, inspired by the theme of this minigame, I asked Lonk whether she’d ever learn to surf in real life if given the opportunity. She told me that she definitely would and that it sounds so fun! Gnarly, bro.

Thank you LonkTheBonk for taking the time out of your wave walking to do this interview!”

Thank you for the report, Patty!

—◊ Division Recap ◊—

—◊ Sunday ◊—

»AUSIA«

Max: 33
Avg: 33

The bravest thing you can be is yourself! For Operation: Rainbow, the Rebels brought out their PRIDE Fans and represented who they are and what they stand for! Waddling around CPJ – Blizzard and going somewhere over the rainbow, while all the fans were refreshing the path. Always full of color and fun, come see how the Rebels show you how it was done!
– Angie ♪