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Read about all the shenanigans the Rebels have been up to in this first week of April, including a shocking war declaration, and enjoy the return of our Challenge of the Week column!
You can check the latest edition of Tuxedo Times with the .tuxedotimes command!
—◊ Weekly Maxes and Averages ◊—
—◊ Maxes ◊—
AUSIA: N/A
EU: 36 (15⇓)
US: N/A
—◊ Averages ◊—
AUSIA: N/A
EU: 27 (1⇓)
US: N/A
Total: 27 (1⇓)
—◊ Weekly News ◊—
This week we faced some devastating news, as we lost 3 long-time staff members: Third in Command Steax, General Master DS, and Lieutenant General Ellie. Even more tragic was the discovery of troop stealing by our brother allies the Water Vikings, involving the aformentioned staff members as well as a couple of our newer troops. This led to the loss of a longstanding alliance with the Water Vikings, as well as our declaration of the Stolen Seas War against them. This was truly an unfortunate turn of events, even involving an intense first battle, and in the end RPF and WV had only one thing left to say to each other…
APRIL FOOLS!!!!
Speaking of April Fools shenanigans, the Club Penguin world has also been getting into the spirit with lots of festivities! Both CPJourney and CPLegacy have been running their April Fools parties all week, and there is still a little time left to finish up the tasks and quests for both parties before they end. For CPJourney, head on over to our CPJ April Fools Party Guide as well as our CPJ April Fools Party Quests guide to make sure you explore all that CPJ’s party has to offer. As for CPLegacy, check out our CPL April Fools Party Guide and CPL April Fools Party Quests guide to ensure you don’t miss a single thing!
As if all of that wasn’t enough, CPJourney also released their newest catalog in the shop. For help finding all of the secret items, be sure to check out our CPJ April Catalog Secrets guide. And a big thank you to our Club Penguin News Team for taking the immense amount of time to put all of these wonderful guides together!!
Besides all of the April Fools festivities, we also announced our 292nd Troop of the Week! Congratulations to crispywonton for proving to be an exemplary troop worthy of this respected title. Since joining our server just a couple weeks ago, crispywonton quickly became involved with our events and activities, including showing a strong presence in chat! For these reasons, it’s easy to see why she was the one to earn TOTW this week. If you haven’t already, be sure to congratulate crispywonton when you see her in chat!
Last but not least, we have an exciting announcement to make in regards to Tuxedo Times… We are re-introducing our Challenge of the Week segment!! We last saw our weekly challenges in Issue #172, so it’s very special for us to be bringing it back and getting to provide you all with some more fun and engaging content! Each week, our Lieutenant General Mads will create a puzzle for you all that will be included in the issue below. It might include crossword puzzles, word searches, and much much more! Anyone who completes the puzzle and DMs their answer or solved screenshot to the person listed within the week will be awarded a Rebel Cash prize! Be sure to scroll down if you’d like to check out this week’s puzzle!
—◊ By the Numbers ◊—
How many rebels got promoted this week?
With a total of 16 new promotions, there were…
1 Major General
1 Brigadier General
3 Colonels
1 Major
2 Specialists
3 Sergeants
2 Corporals
3 Privates
How many messages were sent in main chat on April Fool’s Day, and what exactly was talked about?
There were thousands of messages sent in main chat on April Fool’s Day this year, with the alleged war raging against the troop-stealing Water Vikings. A whole 13,717 messages to be exact! However, there were some words and names that really stood out that day in popularity!
The word War was sent 116 times.
April Fools was said 102 times.
The army Water Vikings (WV) was mentioned 267 times.
Steax, Ellie, and DS (and their betrayal!) were talked about 150 times.
How many times did Rebels try to flip their money with the RCFlip command?
With the March Madness Giveaways still in full effect, a few rebels had fun with the RCFlip command this week. “.rcflip” was used in the #bots channel 2,557 times this week in Rebels’ attempts to flip their money!
How many times did CPPS mascots visit this week?
With both the CPJ and CPL April Fools parties going on, there have been lots of mascot meetups! Mascots have been online 10 different occasions, and our staff has sent messages to track their movement 155 times!!
—◊ Challenge of the Week ◊—
For this challenge of the week, Mads created a maze inspired by the April Fools parties currently going on in Club Penguin! Help get the penguins “From: Here” “To: There” so that they can reach the center of the Box Dimension!!
DM LittySkitty on Discord your solved maze for a prize of 1000 Rebel Cash!
—◊ Division Recap ◊—
—◊ Monday ◊—
»EU«
Max: 36
Avg: 35
Did someone say battle? Absolutely they did! Previous brother allies of RPF, the Water Vikings, were caught troop stealing and in turn, the War of Stolen Seas commenced in Operation: Invasion of Frostbite! And so we logged onto Icebreaker-CPAB. Rapid tactics and neat formations helped one army seize the first victory of this war and make a fool of the losers! Find out exactly who won in the post below!
Click here for the full report!
—◊ Wednesday ◊—
»EU«
Max: 25
Hellooooo, Rebelsssss! Today we had a very slowwww igloo raid on CPJ – Blizzard! We logged on for Operation: Snail Work and dressed up as snails for sluggish tactics and formations before slithering over for the raid! We had so much fun doing tactics and visiting everyone’s igloos! Be sure to check out the post below!
Click here for the full report!
—◊ Thursday ◊—
»EU«
Max: 26
Avg: 25
Wondering what you missed on Glee? Well let us fill you in! The Rebels dressed up as their favorite Glee characters in Operation: Gleek! on CPAB – Icebreaker, and delivered show-stopping tactics and formations! A big standing ovation for the rebels… make sure to click the link below to see the show!
Click here for the full report!
—◊ Saturday ◊—
»EU«
Max: 24
It’s the weekend, Rebels, and the highlight of yours was probably this practice battle against ACP! Operation: Clover Crushers featured an epic clash between the Army of Club Penguin and the Rebel Penguin Federation on CPAB-Klondike. The iceberg was decorated with tried and true tactics and first-rate formations, and then the penguins waddled on over to CPJ-Blizzard for a super sled-racing tournament! Click the link before to see more, and find out who won!
Click here for the full report!
– Tuxedo Times Team: Moonlemur, Ellie, Nana5757, Mads, Steax, and LittySkitty
