Tuxedo Times – Issue #306

══ ⋆★⋆ TUXEDO TIMES ⋆★⋆ ══

Week of June 14th, 2026

Tune in to this week’s Tuxedo Times for a look back on our energetic events, colorful contest winners, an in-depth interview with an Igloo Innovator, and more RPF updates!

You can check the latest edition of Tuxedo Times with the .tuxedotimes command!


—◊ Weekly Maxes and Averages ◊—

—◊ Maxes ◊—

AUSIA: 31 (2⇑)
EU: 51 (6⇓)
US: 44 (1⇑)

—◊ Averages ◊—

AUSIA: 31 (3⇑)
EU: 42 (5⇓)
US: 44 (1⇑)

Total: 39 (-)


—◊ Weekly News ◊—

Excellent Work, Eclipsedemon!

Make some noise for Eclipsedemon, who has made her mark in RPF as the 395th Troop of the Week! Since beginning her Rebel journey in October 2025, she’s taken part in countless Rebel shenanigans, events, parties, and community activities, earning the rank of Captain. Whether she’s sharing her artwork, welcoming newcomers, or spreading positivity, it’s no surprise she was chosen as our next TOTW. Nicely done, Eclipsedemon!

Rainbow Results Are In!

Since kicking off earlier this month, the Pride Igloo Decorating Contest has officially wrapped up and the winners are in! Congratulations to Gwen, who not only won a hefty amount of Rebel Cash, but is now a renowned Igloo Innovator. Check out the Contest Team’s results post to see all the colorful designs from both the top three winners as well as the honorable mentions! 🌈

Close-Up with Elexonck

Our Rebel Broadcast Team sat down with one of our most notable advisors, Elexonck, for his long-awaited Vet Spotlight! After joining in 2018, Elex made an incredible impact during his tenure – from being the 77th TOTW to becoming Rebel Commander after just one year in HCOM. With countless accomplishments throughout his experience, he solidified his place in our Hall of Fame as an RPF Legend and continues to help shape our community today. Be sure to read his interview to learn more about his legacy!


—◊ By the Numbers ◊—

How many Rebels were promoted last week?

With a total of 28 new promotions, there were…

2 Lieutenant Generals
1 Major General
1 Officer Cadet
3 Colonels
1 Major
1 Lieutenant
2 Specialists
4 Sergeants
1 Corporal
12 Privates

Who participated in our U-Lead Event?

Out of 42 participants, 15 chose to lead a music tactic during the U-Lead Event. Rebels raced to say the designated phrase and earn the right to lead their tactic, and by the end, 7 Troops and 8 Staff Members each lead one tactic.
Throughout the event, 19 word tactics and 15 emote tactics were completed by our members.

Did the Rebels have a (Baja) Blast?

This week, the server was obsessed with one thing…Taco Bell! The fast food chain (or an abbreviation, TB) was mentioned 133 times in #main-chat over the course of the week.
What was being ordered? The word taco was additionally said 24 times in #main-chat, burrito 31 times, and Baja Blast a total of 21 times this week.


—◊ Tuxedo Comics ◊—

Coffee? As if! Featuring Silver_foxes27’s Redbull-inspired event, Ihasparkelz drew Rebels flying high in their wiiiiings after a sugar rush!

Redbull gives you Rebels!


—◊ Challenge of the Week ◊—

For this Challenge of the Week, Buhnny has created a Tuxedo Times NYT Puzzle Collection! Enjoy the Club Penguin, summer, and RPF-themed Wordle, Crossword, and Connections puzzles below!

Use these links and directions to solve all 3 mini-puzzles:

Wordle: Try to successfully guess the word in 6 tries! If a letter is highlighted yellow, it’s in the word but in the wrong spot. If it’s highlighted green, you have the right letter in the correct spot.

Crossword: In this crossword puzzle, correctly answer the 11 questions! All words are summer and Club Penguin related.

Connections: There are 16 words that fit into 4 categories. Correctly match the words that fit into the same category to complete the challenge.

DM Miggywaddles on Discord all 3 solved NTY Puzzles for a prize of 500 Rebel Cash and to progress towards the Blossoming Bookworm role!

Keep in mind, puzzle responses must be submitted before the next issue is released to be valid.


Do you have a comic or puzzle idea you’d like to see in an upcoming issue? Send it in using our Tuxedo Times Suggestion Form and our team just might use your idea!


—◊ Community Spotlight ◊—

Tuxedo Times’ reporter, Patty, is back on the scene for another interview! This week, she’s touring a very colorful igloo.

“Happy Pride, you’re all gay and stuff. The Contests Team has just recently hosted a Pride Igloo Decorating contest, in which our Lieutenant General Gwen submitted her igloo and won! Not only that, but her igloo was also displayed in the CPJourney Newspaper. I’m here to interview her about her feature.”

Gwen’s prideful igloo featured in the CPJ newspaper!

“Knowing Gwen had entered into the contest, I wanted to know the inspiration behind this design. She told me that originally it was just the rainbow Pride Flag as she is not a big igloo decorator, and that it was a simple design. However, after attending the LGBTQ+ History breakday event hosted in our server, she realised that the Progress Pride Flag is a better alternative.

I then asked how long this took her. Gwen spent 4-5 hours total across the span of 3 days, which included the time she spent playing Pizzatron to grind for coins. To be fair, if you have all the stamps, its double coins!

Finally, I asked Gwen about how she felt when she saw her submission in the CPJ newspaper. She compared it to the exciting feeling of getting Troop of the Week again, as everyone was pinging her, and was even more happy after seeing everyone congratulating her.

Thank you so much for the interview, Gwen! Hope your puffles can find somewhere comfortable to sleep.”

Thank you for the report, Patty!


—◊ Division Recap ◊—

—◊ Sunday ◊—

»AUSIA«

Max: 31

That FROOT looks familiar! In Operation: The Definition of Fruity, we put on our Pride Capes for a fruit-tastic event! To see who won the Smoothie Smash tournament and became the banana (Orange you glad I didn’t say apple) of Rebel Bot’s eye, click the link below!
– Thomas

Click here for the full report!


—◊ Tuesday ◊—

»EU«

Max: 51
Avg: 47

Go, go, inspector Rebel! In Operation: Who’s Calling My Spy Phone?, we stealthily infiltrated CPJ Sleet wearing our spy gear to assist Gary with a top secret mission! Together we yelled out code words and got into smooth formations to avoid lasers. Check out the link below to see more about our mission!
– Matt

Click here for the full report!


—◊ Wednesday ◊—

»EU«

Max: 51
Avg: 50

We are sitting around the forest, and singing the forest song. The F-O-R-E-S-T song. For Operation: Waddling the Scenic Route, the Rebels wore their hiking gear and went climbing. Smelling the smell of nature and snowy trees, we all had a fantastic time. OH NO, is that an animal coming after us? COME LOOK! PLEASE HELP!
– Angie

Click here for the full report!


—◊ Thursday ◊—

»US«

Max: 44
Avg: 44

In Snooki’s voice: WHERE’S THE BEACH?! Operation: Going to the Beach had Rebels washing ashore on CPJ Sleet decked out in their favorite beachwear. Between the sunny vibes, tropical fits, and seariously good company, this event was shorely unforgettable! No one was feeling crabby after a day like this. To watch Snooki’s viral “Where’s the Beach?” meme, click the link below!
– Megloveniall

Click here for the full report!


—◊ Friday ◊—

»EU«

Max: 42

Dance baby, dance baby, hands in the air, get down on the dance floor for the U-Lead event! Operation: Just Dance brought the ever popular U-Lead format boogying back to the scene. The Rebels logged on to CPJ Sleet in their finest nightclub threads, ready to dance the night away. Check below for some of the fun tactics led by our troops!
– Mollsr

Click here for the full report!


—◊ Saturday ◊—

»EU«

Max: 31
Avg: 30

It’s a bird! It’s a kite! It’s apenguin with wings? Wait a minute, this is false advertising. I’m suing. Operation: Rebel Gives You Wiiiiings was an energizing event planned by our very own Lieutenant General, Silver_foxes27! Unlike Redbull, Silver did fulfill the promise of wings as we flew to CPAB Tuxedo inspired by the flavors of the popular drink. Curious to see what flavor was most popular? Check the post below!
– Miggy ʚɞ 

Click here for the full report!


– Tuxedo Times Team: Moonlemur, Patty, Haleth, Citrus, Miggy, Angie, Megloveniall, Mollsr, Ihasparkelz, Kipbip, Firehose, Thomas, Matt, and Buhnny

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *