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Week of July 12th, 2026

Rebels are one step closer to a legendary victory! Read on to learn more about LCXVI’s upcoming Grand Finals battle as we prepare to face ACP. Plus, catch up with the latest events, interviews, and more news featured below.

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—◊ Weekly Maxes and Averages ◊—

—◊ Maxes ◊—

AUSIA: 35 (15⇑)
EU: 79 (27⇑)
US: 53 (10⇑)

—◊ Averages ◊—

AUSIA: 34 (14⇑)
EU: 51 (5⇑)
US: 51 (11⇑)
Total: 45 (2⇑)

—◊ Weekly News ◊—

Grand Finals Here We Come!

After an intense battle against our brother allies, the Water Vikings, RPF has advanced to the Legends Cup XVI Grand Finals! Now, we face another powerful ally: the Army of Club Penguin. But this time, we have something more to fight for… redemption. This coming Sunday, August 2nd, the final battle of LCXVI takes place, and we’ll need every Rebel to attend if we want to remain the trophy holders.

By attending the Grand Finals and this week’s training events, you’ll earn points that go to #lcxvi-giveaways, such as Discord Nitro, Avatar Decorations, Rebel Cash, and so much more! See you at the battle, Rebels!

Make Way for Myshreksbox!

The 399th Troop of the Week award went to none other than Myshreksbox, who gladly left the swamp to accept his trophy! As a very active Corporal, you can often find him brightening chat with jokes and positivity while inviting newcomers into the conversation. Although he just joined us in June, he quickly became a familiar face to see and absolutely deserves to be recognized as TOTW! Congratulations, Myshreksbox!

What Are Rebels Up To?

Reporting for Rebel Broadcast’s latest update, General Angie chatted with three distinguished members to learn what a typical day looks like for them in the 34th edition of Day in the Life. From the ins and outs of work, habits, hobbies, and home life, discover more about these Rebels in the post!

—◊ By the Numbers ◊—

How many Rebels were promoted last week?

With a total of 26 new promotions, there were…

1 Officer Cadet
1 Colonel
2 Lieutenants
1 Specialist
3 Corporals
18 Privates

—2026 FIFA World Cup—

How much were the games discussed?

Over the course of the World Cup, our server discussed the games 411 times in #main-chat, with FIFA mentioned an additional 94 times. Battle of the regional English? Football/futbol was used 249 times, whist soccer was said in chat only 197 times over the course of the Cup.

Which individual players and countries took over chat?

PLAYERS
Haaland – 99 mentions
Messi – 203 mentions
Ronaldo – 61 mentions

TEAMS
Argentina – 338 mentions
England – 513 mentions
France – 277 mentions
Spain – 294 mentions

It is worth noting that most of England’s mentions were by Rebels rooting for their downfall, even after their own national teams were knocked out of the games. Talk about national pride!

—◊ Tuxedo Comics ◊—

This week, Kipbip cooked up a comic about the tragedy that was the Pizzaiolis’ performance at Quarter Finals. But was it actually due to size…?

Now that we drinked all the Water Vikings too… on to Grand Finals!

—◊ Challenge of the Week ◊—

Words aren’t the only thing scrambling this week! As we head into another week of Legends Cup, Miggy has prepared a Word Scrambler to keep our minds as sharp as our formations. Unscramble all 10 words to complete this challenge.

DM Miggywaddles on Discord the solved Word Scramble puzzle for a prize of 250 Rebel Cash and to progress towards the Blossoming Bookworm role!

Keep in mind, puzzle responses must be submitted before the next issue is released to be valid.

Do you have a comic or puzzle idea you’d like to see in an upcoming issue? Send it in using our Tuxedo Times Suggestion Form and our team just might use your idea!

—◊ Community Spotlight ◊—

This week, Tuxedo Times’ reporter, Patty, has turned the spotlight to a very talented artist! Check out her interview below.

“After an amazing start to our Legends Cup run, we’ve seen an influx of art posted in our #art-channel. One in particular caught my eye, and was a postcard from our Colonel Herminator for the Pizzaiolis after our battle last weekend.”

Herminator’s postcard for the Pizzaiolis.

“My first question to Herminator was to describe what happened at our battle with the Pizzaiolis, especially since I was unable to make it. Apparently only four people turned up, which resulted in an immediate win for the RPF. The battle ended up being cancelled due to our opposition not hitting the required minimum 5 troops for the battle to be valid. I guess they didn’t want a slice of the action.

Secondly, I asked Herminator about his feelings about our upcoming battle with the Water Vikings. He told me he’s confident we have the win, however, we need to be extra focused and attentive to our Rebel Commanders. As Herminator said, “Our allies are a force to reckon with in their own right, but Reckoning is Rebel Business.”

Lastly, I wanted to know if he had any words for our allies ahead of our battle. With a jokey and cheeky devil grin emoji, Herminator had a little poem for the Water Vikings:

“Allies through and through
Friends, this is true
Bring your best, we’ll do the rest, on the field where we meet you.”

Thank you so much for this cheesy interview, Herminator! We cannot wait to see what postcard you provide after our eventual win in the Semi Finals!”

Thank you for the report, Patty!

—◊ Division Recap ◊—

—◊ Sunday ◊—

»AUSIA«

Max: 35
Avg: 34

I’ll see you later alligator, at Operation: In a While, Crocodile! Rebels marched to the beat of the crocodile rock, right into CPJ – Blizzard dressed as a terrifying congregation of alligators. To see all the jaw-some scenes, click below!
– Mollsr