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Week of September 6th, 2026

From a mathematical puzzle to getting the latest intel from a secret agent, and even some arrr-some Captain Crimson highlights, this week’s Tuxedo Times is back with all the Rebel news!

You can check the latest edition of Tuxedo Times with the .tuxedotimes command!

—◊ Weekly Maxes and Averages ◊—

—◊ Maxes ◊—

AUSIA: 41 (13⇓)
EU: 62 (22⇓)
US: 41 (4⇑)

—◊ Averages ◊—

AUSIA: 41 (7⇓)
EU: 43 (12⇓)
US: 39 (2⇑)
Total: 41 (5⇓)

—◊ Weekly News ◊—

Applauding Azuslaywa!

For her outstanding efforts, it came as no surprise that Azuslaywa was awarded the 407th Troop of the Week trophy! Since joining us in June, she’s been an avid event attendee and is always making conversation with friends and newcomers. Her positivity and hype has been a great addition to our server, and we’re lucky to have her always spreading good vibes! Keep up the stellar work, Azuslaywa!

All Flippers on Deck for Crimson

Ahoy, mateys! Captain Crimson is docked at the Cove on CPJourney until tomorrow, the 21st, with a ship full of rare pirate wares for ye to purchase using your gems. Our CPNews Team boarded the ship to create a mini catalog guide covering all the available items and their prices. Be sure to check out the Captain’s loot before he sails back out to sea!

—◊ By the Numbers ◊—

How many Rebels were promoted last week?

With a total of 38 new promotions, there were…

1 Brigadier General
3 Colonels
1 Major
3 Captains
4 Lieutenants
5 Specialists
3 Sergeants
3 Corporals
15 Privates

How many fantastic Federation Members slayed at our fire Fall fashion show?

For the Autumn fashion show, 33 Penguins—53% of the overall event Participants—shared their fashionable fits. Of these, 9 wore either the Leaf Sweater or the Leaf Dress, and 19 additionally used an Autumn-themed playercard background to complement their aesthetic (which was not taken into account in outfit scoring).

Team Edward or Team Jacob?

Recently, Colonel Alice scheduled a Twilight Event with her Event Planner role. On the day of the event (and the night before after it was announced), Edward was mentioned 47 times, Jacob was said 74 times, and Bella was the topic of discussion 62 times.
After the event, 22 Members stayed to watch Twilight in voice chat.

—◊ Tuxedo Comics ◊—

Arrrrg, ye Rebel scallywags! Before you set sail, check out this plunder-ful comic made by Ihasparkelz!

Welcome home, Captain Crimson!

—◊ Challenge of the Week ◊—

Captain Crimson who?? We only know Ruby Rebel. For this week’s mathematical challenge, Miggy has made a number puzzle for you to solve while shopping the pirate’s treasures. You only have 25 gems, and you have to spend all of them to solve this puzzle! The combination must be 4 items – no less, no more.

DM Miggywaddles on Discord the solved Number Puzzle for a prize of 375 Rebel Cash and to progress towards the Scholarly Scarecrow role!

Keep in mind, puzzle responses must be submitted before the next issue is released to be valid.

Do you have a comic or puzzle idea you’d like to see in an upcoming issue? Send it in using our Tuxedo Times Suggestion Form and our team just might use your idea!

—◊ Community Spotlight ◊—

“Every penguin knows that the PSA aims to keep Club Penguin safe whilst remaining secretive. Our Lieutenant General Yarn recently wrote a guide for the new Tremendous Tremors mission for CPL. So let’s dive into a top-secret conversation with them!”

Agent Yarn hanging out with Agent Patty

“I first asked Yarn to explain the premise of the new CPL mission. They told me that it expanded on the first three canon PSA missions, which involved the developers putting their own spins on the original missions.

Secondly, I asked Yarn if they had a favourite feature of the mission, and they did! They really enjoyed how interactive it was and how immersed they felt. You can waddle around the island solving puzzles whilst reliving the original missions.

Lastly, I asked what they would do first if they became a PSA agent. Yarn would be an Elite Puffle trainer, who is someone who trains puffles to help on missions, as seen in the Elite Penguin Force DS game. These puffles were actually seen in the Tremendous Tremors mission!

Thank you Agent Yarn for helping us solve these missions! Be sure to check out their guide here.”

Thank you for the report, Patty!

—◊ Division Recap ◊—

—◊ Sunday ◊—

»AUSIA«

Max: 41
Avg: 41

Not to flex or anything, but the Rebels had a pretty flexin’ good time! In Operation: Flexin’ on Em, we logged onto CPJ – Blizzard wearing animated items that let us flex our moves across the island. From showing off our coolest items to busting out their special dances, Rebels were really putting the “flex” in flexible! Think we have said “flex” enough yet? Click the link below to see what all the flexing was about!
– Megloveniall