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Week of July 19th, 2026

This week, the Tuxedo Times Team wraps up the hustle and bustle of the Club Penguin parties! Alongside recaps of our events, a deadly puzzle awaits your detective skills. Check it out below!

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—◊ Weekly Maxes and Averages ◊—

—◊ Maxes ◊—

AUSIA: 56 (21⇑)
EU: 65 (14⇓)
US: 63 (10⇑)

—◊ Averages ◊—

AUSIA: 56 (22⇑)
EU: 53 (2⇑)
US: 58 (7⇑)
Total: 56 (11⇑)

—◊ Weekly News ◊—

Amazing Work, Auuhhhlivia!

The ambitious Auuhhhlivia stepped into the spotlight as our 400th Troop of the Week! Joining in June, she quicky found her place in RPF and has become one of our most active members. Her impressive recruiting skills, consistent event participation, and unwavering excitement are just a few of the reasons she’s earned this recognition. Already at the rank of Colonel, this award is just one of many accomplishments still to come for Auuhhhlivia!

Recent Rebel Q&As

Rebel Broadcast released two fabulous columns this week, beginning with the 115th edition of Troop Interviews, where three Rebels from various ranks discussed their favorite moments, accomplishments, and shared more about their personal RPF journeys.

Next, General Matt met with the lovely Lauren for her Vet Spotlight interview! As an Officer for half a year, she’s experienced so many events, PPC parties, tournaments, and other Rebel shenanigans that she fondly reflects on. Lauren has always been, and continues to be, a wonderful person to have in our community, and we hope she enjoys her RPF Veteran status! Check out the post to learn more.

—◊ By the Numbers ◊—

How many Rebels were promoted last week?

With a total of 50 new promotions, there were…

1 General
1 Lieutenant General
1 Major General
1 Brigadier General
1 Officer Cadet
1 Colonel
2 Majors
2 Captains
1 Specialist
2 Sergeants
6 Corporals
31 Privates

How many mascots visited over both parties on CPL and CPJ?

On Club Penguin Legacy, our mascot trackers tracked Rockhopper through 6 visits and 37 rooms. Waitaha, with a total of 4 visits, still visited nearly as many rooms—36!
On Club Penguin Journey, 15 mascots visited a total of 85 times, with most mascots visiting 5 or 6 times. Gary and DJ Maxx visited the most, with 7 visits, and Puffle Handler (PH) visited the least, with only 4 visits. On average, the mascots spent 1 hour and 11 minutes online during any given visit.
During these two parties, our mascot trackers pinged the CPL or CPJ Updates roles 142 times and sent a grand total of 1,693 messages in #mascot-tracker.

Many thanks to Lemur for sharing his mascot tracking stats!

How popular was our website recently?

Our CPPS News team was on fire with their recent guides! Their most popular guide was the CPL Island Infestation Quest Guide, with 11,262 views during the short party. Next in popularity was the CPL Island Infestation Party Guide with 8,049 views, then the CPJ 1 Million Penguins Party Guide with 4,432 views.
Overall, our website was visited 72,947 times over the course of both CPPS parties.

How many people joined the server during the parties?

From July 7 through July 27, 1,691 new members joined the server.
After recently breaking the disbanded army Ice Warriors‘ record for largest Club Penguin Armies Discord server, the Rebel Penguin Federation is well on our way to 25k members!

—◊ Tuxedo Comics ◊—

Our Staff went above and beyond chasing down the many mascots who roamed the island, with our comic creator, Ihasparkelz, among them. After weeks of late nights, server switches, and game crashes, the madness has come to a close.

Thank you, Mascot Trackers!

—◊ Challenge of the Week ◊—

BREAKING NEWS: Link3000 shot DEAD in Tuxedo Town! For this week’s challenge, Miggy has created a sketch of the scene and paired it with riddles to help you crack the case! Find the murderer (member of HCOM) and their weapon (found in the image) to bring them to justice.

Weapon: A perfect crime, they almost got away. Link was hung out to dry on a beautiful day. The crimson stains didn’t waddle far from where he left behind his guitar.

Murderer: A relaxing scent wafts through the air, but there’s nothing pleasant about what went on down there. Feeling their shame, they won’t even glare, at the mess they left in the town square.

DM Miggywaddles on Discord the solved Murder Mystery puzzle for a prize of 375 Rebel Cash and to progress towards the Blossoming Bookworm role!

Keep in mind, puzzle responses must be submitted before the next issue is released to be valid.

Do you have a comic or puzzle idea you’d like to see in an upcoming issue? Send it in using our Tuxedo Times Suggestion Form and our team just might use your idea!

—◊ Community Spotlight ◊—

“It’s no secret that the Rebels love to get artsy and craftsy. This week, I interviewed our Specialist Alexotics who posted his handmade patches in our Discord’s art-channel!”

Alex’s Download Festival, ‘Are You Winning, Son?’, and Mr. Blobby patches

“I asked Alexotics about how long he had been making patches and how he got into it. He told me he has always loved art, acquiring an art degree in 2023. Alexotics has been making patches for about a year and is inspired by serendipity – happy accidents – when he makes his art. You can see the time, passion, and energy that went into each one!

Next, I asked how he planned his projects – if they were planned ahead or just impulse. Alexotics mentioned that, whilst he has some silly ideas in his head, he needs to be sure on an idea before executing it. Despite this, his Mr. Blobby patch was an impulsive project made from leftover material. Whenever he creates a patch, its either a gift for someone or something to put on his battle jacket.

Lastly, I asked if Alexotics had a favourite patch in particular. He said that if he had to choose one, it would be his Download Festival patch. It was his first and the biggest one he’s made, which taught him a lot about the patch-making process. Despite the imperfections, it holds a special place on his jacket.

Thank you so much for the interview, Alexotics! We can’t wait to see your future projects.”

Thank you for the report, Patty!

—◊ Division Recap ◊—

—◊ Sunday ◊—

»AUSIA«

Max: 56

Live Más, Rebels! Operation: Taco ‘Bout a Party had Rebels clocking in on CPJ – Blizzard dressed as Taco Bell employees and Baja Blasts, ready to serve up some supreme style. Between the cheesy vibes, crunchy fits, and baja-solutely unforgettable energy, this event was anything but nacho average! To watch the iconic Taco Bell Chihuahua commercial, click the link below!
– Megloveniall