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Week of August 30th, 2026

Dive in to this week’s Tuxedo Times for a batch of new interviews from our Broadcast Team, exciting Club Penguin updates, and a look back at all our event shenanigans.

You can check the latest edition of Tuxedo Times with the .tuxedotimes command!

—◊ Weekly Maxes and Averages ◊—

—◊ Maxes ◊—

AUSIA: (-)
EU: 84 (19⇓)
US: 37 (37⇓)

—◊ Averages ◊—

AUSIA: (-)
EU: 55 (17⇓)
US: 37 (26⇓)
Total: 46 (15⇓)

—◊ Weekly News ◊—

Emi’s Pink Era!

The 406th Troop of the Week award was bestowed upon the amazing Emi this week! Starting her Rebel journey in June, Emi has grown so much as a troop and was even recently appointed to Specialist for all her hard work. During the Summer Olympics, she stepped into the spotlight as the Team MVP, proving that her positivity and passion for her team was undeniable! Keep up the amazing work, Emi!

Breaking Broadcast News

The Rebel Broadcast Team is back with four fabulous new posts! Let’s take a look at what they’ve been working on lately.

First up, the team started by interviewing the Gordon Ramsey’s of our server for The Rebel Cookbook article! This post will surely leave you hungry as these talented chefs showed off their delicious homemade dishes. For their second post, the theme switched from cooking to cute companions in August’s Pet Column! Check out the post to meet these troops’ adorable animals.

Then, the Broadcast Team sat down with three of our most active members for the A Day in the Life column, where Rebels discuss the ins and outs of an average day outside our server. For their final post, discover more on their outlooks of RPF, favorite memories since joining, advice for new members, and more in Troop Interviews!

New Mission and Merchandise on Legacy

The game is afoot on Club Penguin Legacy as the mischievous Herbert and his loyal sidekick Klutzy caused quite the ruckus on the island. Fear not, secret agents, our CPNews Team grabbed their magnifying glasses to create a walkthrough for the Tremendous Tremors mission! Good luck solving the mystery, Rebels!

After you crack the case, express your decorative skills with the release of August’s Better Igloos and Furniture catalogs! Style your humble abode using the latest designs and furnishings, and be sure to utilize our hidden items guide for even more stylish decor.

Journey Says “Hello” to Autumn in Style

Over on Club Penguin Journey, penguins are preparing for the coming of autumn and the Fall Fair, which will arrive later this month. Until then, head to the Gift Shop and get ready to spend all your coins on September’s Penguin Style catalog! From silly clowns to cozy clothes, check out all the catalog secrets to become a true fall fashionista!

—◊ By the Numbers ◊—

How many Rebels were promoted last week?

With a total of 36 new promotions, there were…

1 Brigadier General
3 Colonels
1 Major
3 Captains
4 Lieutenants
5 Specialists
3 Sergeants
3 Corporals
13 Privates

How much did the Rebels .work?

This week, our members ran the .work command 687 times in our #bots channel. They won 449 times and lost 238 times over the course of the week. Curious to know how much cash they had after winning or losing, Rebels checked their balance 225 times.

burp.

After the announcement that RPF was going to defend Tuxedo against URP, burp was said in #main chat 32 times. Our victorious leaders, Generals Morgan, Matt, and Thomas, previously had approximately 9 minutes of combined event leadership experience, 0 minutes of which were over voice chat.
The Generals led 81 word tactics and 72 emote tactics during the battle.

—◊ Tuxedo Comics ◊—

Kipbip’s comic is pretty in pink this week! Shoutout to all the fierce penguins who represented !A RPFP during URPs “invasion”!

A successful battle against- wait, who was that again?

—◊ Challenge of the Week ◊—

Have you been keeping track of your stamps with all these mascot visits? For this week’s puzzle, Miggy has created a Memory Game inspired by mascot stamps! Click the image below and match all 12 pairs to complete the challenge.

DM Miggywaddles on Discord the solved Memory Game puzzle for a prize of 375 Rebel Cash and to progress towards the Scholarly Scarecrow role!

Keep in mind, puzzle responses must be submitted before the next issue is released to be valid.

Do you have a comic or puzzle idea you’d like to see in an upcoming issue? Send it in using our Tuxedo Times Suggestion Form and our team just might use your idea!

—◊ Community Spotlight ◊—

“Tactics are a quintessential part of RPF events; you can’t have one without them! Sometimes troops suggest tactics, and we give them a chance to lead. For this week’s Community Spotlight, I have collected some of our troops’ most imaginative tactic suggestions from the past couple of weeks!”

Megloveniall leading her tactic suggestion

“Colonel Plum during Operation: On The Cover Of A Magazine:
“HELP I’VE FALLEN AND I CAN’T GET UP”

Lieutenant General Megloveniall during Operation: Rebels Back In School:
“Can we watch the magic school bus?”

Sergeant Azuslaywa during Operation: Cooling Off:
“august really did slip away”

Corporal Prometheo_Solano during Operation: La Push Baby, It’s La Push:
“nessie… YOU NICKNAMED MY DAUGHTER AFTER THE LOCH NESS MONSTER?!”

Massive shout-out to our troops who always have a tactic in mind! Sometimes you guys lead better than the HCOM so keep suggesting those tactics!”

Thank you for the report, Patty!

—◊ Division Recap ◊—

—◊ Sunday ◊—

»EU«

Max: 84
Avg: 84

And with that, summer is officially over. Operation: Summer Olympics 2026 Closing Ceremony was held on CPAB – Tuxedo and all the teams showed up to represent in their uniforms one last time. Team spirit and sportsmanship was clear to see as everyone cheered for the winner, and they celebrated with their teams once more before the end. Check out who won below!
– Mollsr