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Week of May 24th, 2026

The Tuxedo Times is celebrating the beginning of summer with a jam-packed issue! Check out the release of new Seasonal Roles, a blossoming Challenge of the Week update, Rebel interviews, and all other weekly news!

You can check the latest edition of Tuxedo Times with the .tuxedotimes command!

—◊ Weekly Maxes and Averages ◊—

—◊ Maxes ◊—

AUSIA: 30 (5⇓)
EU: 77 (30⇑)
US: 67 (16⇑)

—◊ Averages ◊—

AUSIA: 30 (5⇓)
EU: 56 (11⇑)
US: 67 (16⇑)
Total: 51 (7⇑)

—◊ Weekly News ◊—

Summer Seasonals Have Arrived!

It’s summertime and you know what that means – Summer Seasonal Roles! Until August 31st, four exclusive roles can be earned by helping RPF grow one penguin at a time. Recruiting is about more than numbers; it’s about welcoming newcomers into our community and giving everyone a place to build friendships, attend events, and experience everything our server has to offer. Make sure to review the post carefully on how to participate. Good luck this season, Rebels!

Sunny New Challenges Await

Over the spring, puzzle solvers had the opportunity to earn The Gifted Hatchling by participating in Tuxedo Times’ weekly puzzles. Now that summer has arrived, Miggy has a new Challenge of the Week role for you to work toward: Blossoming Bookworm!

From now through the end of August, 13 unique and brain-teasing puzzles will be released, each with a Rebel Cash prize. You can pick and choose which puzzles you’d like to tackle, as only 6 correct submissions are needed for the role. Scroll down to the Challenge of the Week for the first puzzle of Summer 2026!

Puzzles must be submitted before the next issue is released, so don’t forget to submit yours on time!

Decorate and Celebrate for Pride!

The ‘R‘ in ‘RPF‘ actually stands for ‘Rainbow‘, and our Contest Team is celebrating Pride Month with an Igloo Decorating Contest! Represent the always fabulous, fashionable, and fiercely colorful LGBTQA+ community by giving your igloo a rainbow makeover. All entries must be submitted to the team no later than June 14th, so let’s get to werk, divas!

Dannyc Dominates!

Congratulations to Dannyc who, since joining at the end of November 2025, has been a committed Rebel through and through, which has earned him the title of Troop of the Week #392! Dannyc showed his RPF pride by jumping right into our Winter Olympics as well as celebrating our 19th Anniversary. You can often find Danny sharing his favorite foods, helping out his penguin friends, and hyping up events! Keep up the great work, Dannyc!

Broadcast News Breakdown

Rebel Broadcast is back with the latest troop-scoop, along with an exciting addition to its news coverage! For the first time ever, igloo interior designers have the chance to shine in a brand new column: RPF Iggy’s! Check out the debut article to see the incredible creations designed by Arachnopup and NoodleDragon.

After touring these impressive penguin cribs, our reporters sat down with one of our Officer Cadets and two Colonels for this month’s Troop Interviews. Tune in as they share their RPF experiences, favorite funny moments, and offer advice for newcomers looking to get more involved!

But what do these Rebels do outside of RPF, you might ask? Find out in RBNews’ latest A Day in the Life! From balancing hobbies with busy work schedules to getting an inside look on their day-to-day lives, OUR reporters have everything you need to know about these three stellar members!

—◊ By the Numbers ◊—

How many Rebels were promoted last week?

With a total of 38 new promotions, there were…

2 Brigadier Generals
1 Major
2 Captains
2 Lieutenants
1 Specialist
3 Sergeants
3 Corporals
24 Privates

Which Rebels blossomed into the Spring Seasonal Roles?

As the Spring grows into Summer and the days grow warmer, it is time to look back on the Seasonal Roles earned this past Spring. Each season, our members have an opportunity to earn limited-time roles through inviting new people to the server. Here’s how many people earned each role:

Hyacinth – 17 people
Lucky Charm – 8 people
Chipmunk – 7 people
Caterpillar – 7 people

How many puzzlers completed each Spring Tuxedo Times Challenge of the Week?

Every week, our Tuxedo Times Puzzle Master creates new themed Challenges for our readers to enjoy. This Spring, there were 13 puzzles. Let’s take a closer look at how many people submitted each puzzle!

Issue #290: Memory Game – 53 people
Issue #291: Logic Puzzle – 48 people
Issue #292: Jigsaw – 41 people
Issue #293: Word Scramble – 48 people
Issue #294: Maze – 59 people
Issue #295: Knight’s Move Word Puzzle – 37 people
Issue #296: Sudoku – 37 people
Issue #297: PSA Decoder Sequence – 22 people
Issue #298: Crossword – 50 people
Issue #299: Paint By Numbers – 24 people
Issue #300: Word Search – 30 people
Issue #301: Thomas’ PSA Fashion Decoder – 24 people
Issue #302: Jigsaw – 37 people

To earn the bright Spring puzzle role, The Gifted Hatchling, puzzlers needed to complete at least 6 of these challenges, and, this season, 47 Rebels earned the role!
This was a record-breaking season, with 509 total puzzle submissions and 102 individual participants—the most submissions and the first time challenge participants have totaled in the triple-digits in a single season.

Thank you for achieving these records together during the Spring Weekly Challenges and we hope you enjoy the upcoming Summer Challenges!

—◊ Tuxedo Comics ◊—

Celebrating the Puffle Party, Kipbip drew a paws-itively adorable comic featuring penguins twinning with their favorite furry friends!

Do you think the puffle knows they’re twins?

—◊ Challenge of the Week ◊—

It’s summer time, Rebels, and we’re diving right into the fun! To kick off the new season, Miggy has created an I-Spy Puzzle of a splash-tastic party happening on the Iceberg. Find all the hidden items mentioned below the image to complete this challenge!

Please color code each section (colors of your choosing) when circling for easier review. Thank you!

1 Penguin with a whistle
2 Penguins with wing floaties
3 Penguins wearing inflatable ducks
4 Penguins with snorkels
5 Mermaids
6 Penguins wearing grass skirts
7 Penguins with a surfboard
8 Seashells
9 Starfish
10 Fluffy the Fish

DM Miggywaddles on Discord the solved I-Spy Puzzle for a prize of 500 Rebel Cash and to progress towards the Blossoming Bookworm role!

Keep in mind, puzzle responses must be submitted before the next issue is released to be valid.

Do you have a comic or puzzle idea you’d like to see in an upcoming issue? Send it in using our Tuxedo Times Suggestion Form and our team just might use your idea!

—◊ Community Spotlight ◊—

Patty, Megloveniall, and RPF Post chilling during the Puffle Party.

After a week of rounding up puffles, launching puffles, and pufflescaping puffles, Patty is back on the scene pen in flipper!

“This week I interviewed our very own Lieutenant General and CPNews reporter, Megloveniall! For the past 7 months, she has helped penguins through various CPPS parties, catalogues, and quests! Her most recent guide helped us achieve our Puffle Party quests.

I opened our interview up by asking what she enjoyed most about a guide making process. Megloveniall loves watching the whole guide come together – colour-coding quests and stamps, matching the post colours to the party, and making the title graphics for her guides.

Next, keeping in line with the Puffle Party theme, I asked her about her favourite puffle. Megloveniall’s favourite is the red puffle that she is never seen without. Her puffle has a stellar event attendance as a result!

Finally, I asked her about her favourite Club Penguin parties. Being our resident Santa Claus, Megloveniall’s favourite CPJ Party is the Christmas Party, which always puts her in her element. As for CPL, her favourite party is Bambadee’s Friendship Party as it was the first guide she wrote, and because the party was cute!

Thank you so much Megloveniall for the interview! We cannot wait to see what your next guide has in store for us.”

Thank you for the report, Patty!

—◊ Division Recap ◊—

—◊ Sunday ◊—

»AUSIA«

Max: 30
Avg: 30

“Damn Daniel, the Rebels are back at it again with the White Vans!” Operation: Step On It had us stepping onto CPJ – Blizzard in our stylish Shoe Ins and ready to walk the island in style. From heel to toe, Rebels kept the energy high without missing a single step! This event was shoe-per fun and totally worthy of going viral. To watch the “Damn Daniel” video, click the link below!
– Megloveniall